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The Yankee carpet bang

typically used as a sex move in a Yankee basement by a young Yankininianite with his first girl...the progression
1.) he whips it out into her eye appologizes franticlly
2.) he then gets sucked off for a whole 10 seconds before almost blowing into her mouth
3.)pulls out and procedes to try and find her vagina but has not fucking clue whta the hell it looks like because he Likes the Yankess
Finnally 4.)he blows his load all over her mothers beautiful french rug after assuming it felt good enough to be the vagina....no where that was anywhere actually near the vaj.
Mike thought ha was the shit cause he got laid by a rug....the Yankee carpet bang
by Billiam1234987 February 13, 2008
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Do you like the yankees?

Secret way of asking a man if he’s gay.
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The Demonic Yank

A challenge taking place during the November month. It is where you masturbate a fellow mate's genitalia in front of an audience. A friend who is practicing the No Nut November challenge is the primary target.
I pulled off The Demonic Yank on Bryan, it was hilarious!
by TheThreeYankers October 2, 2021
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yank the 1 armed milkman

so I hear that you like to yank the 1 armed milkman
by Fred the breadrin March 11, 2003
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yank the jank

An extremely chill way to say 'furiously maturbating'.
Imma go home and yank the jank.
Every Friday night, I find a good 'movie' and go ham yanking the jank.
by Lord_Bolbi69 May 25, 2016
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Yank the crank

I got bored at work last night so I told my bitch of a boss that I was going to go home and yank the crank
by Soviet Duck November 6, 2020
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Yank the nut out

While sucking on his dick, as his nut slowly builds up and pumps up his dick/pipe, yank the nut out/tug it out with your throat,hand and tongue force while he screams, until it’s all gone.
Oh my god, damn bitch I’m about to Nut. Ahhhhh fuck, it’s coming... yank the nut out like that.
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