The Atheist's Nightmare

The idea proposed by that asshat Ray Comfort that the banana proves God's existence.

"Behold! The Atheist's Nightmare! I have a banana! It proves God exists!"

"Behold! The Theist's Nightmare! I have a pineapple! It proves God doesn't exist!"

by Danny Salamander July 20, 2009

Sucking the king's nipple

Gesture of Submission, to suck up to.

What? It's already been a month since our grades came "out!" It's time to start sucking the king's nipple.

by File Peter July 4, 2010

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

A very powerful drama movie with some laughs starring Jack Nicholson. He plays a convict who faked insanity to go to mental hospital. There he finds Nurse Ratched who is an evil nurse

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest is one of the best movies ever made. Won for the Best Picture Oscar award in 1975.

by Sagzag May 31, 2004

I'm pulling the goose's neck

In term for guys "masturbating"

" i'm pulling the goose's neck since you don't satisfy me enough

by Masturwate December 18, 2017

The King's New Ring

A riff on the phrase "The Emperor's New Clothes," it applies to athletes or sports teams who the collective media crowns champion because everyone is afraid to admit the obvious. The promised ring, much like the clothes, doesn't exist.

The media has insinuated LeBron James and the 2010-11 Miami Heat will win over 70 games and the title. While they may win a championship some day, right now I think this is a case of "the king's new ring."

by kris takahashi November 30, 2010

the duck's nuts

adj. used to give the highest praise. Derived from the "Duck's" brand of packaged nuts available in most supermarkets.

"Damn - that is the Duck's nuts fo sho!!"

by markuz July 7, 2005

the duck's nuts

Amazing, astounding, or impressive. Synonymous with the bee's knees or the cat's pajamas but slightly more naughty.

Isn't that the duck's nuts? That drake just quacked the greek alphabet.

by Brophy March 12, 2004