Smash the puss!

A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.

Man-cub: This is really good sex, considering it's our second time ever. I'm really enjoying it....

Closet-nymph: Yeah! Smash the puss!

Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!

Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!

by MattyyyyD! May 15, 2017

rubbing ya nose in the puss

(v.) when an obviously homosexual guy pretends to like woman (or the "puss")

Lance Bass used to rub his nose in the puss, but he finally decided to come to terms with his sexuality as a gay man in 2008. "Lance, ya rubbing ya nose in the puss!"

by faghag69swimfan69 February 2, 2010

putting out the puss

dressing to impress

"wow, Kaityln's really putting out the puss in those hotpants"

by lauren August 30, 2003

poundin the puss

Beating that like u r thor with a hammer made out of meat over and over till those curtains are flat as the earth is round

Yo Tina give me that last dominos bread stick over there. Cause I got to free up time to so I can start poundin the puss

by darealthor May 9, 2014

Call the Puss

Taking a Cell phone, putting it on vibrate and sticking in a woman's vagina. Then calling it. Courtesy of "Bubba the Love Sponge" done on his show several times, heard on Sirius channel 101.

Call the Puss

by Son_of_BTLS.com June 2, 2009

shock the puss

When you initiate the shocker out of nowhere and with no lube.

We were just sitting there when i quickly plunged my fingers deep in her guts. She never see's it coming when i shock the puss.

by Blunts28 August 8, 2006

Trail the Puss

Trailing the puss; verb; to hunt or seek the sweet loins of a woman, often performed with large amounts of glitter.

CAUTION: trailing the puss is known, in some rare cases, to turn vaginas sideways. Please contact your nearest health care professional if these side effects occur.

"Just take a glitter bath everyday you're bound to trail the puss"
"I thought I got lucky last night but her puss was trailed so I ended up alone jerking it again"
"I''m just trying to trail the puss"

by smokingkoalaa July 26, 2016