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the presets

awesome aussie band, hard to define but perhaps this will suffice: electro, pop, rock, alternative, indie, dance
man 1: hey dude, have u heard the new song by the veronicas?
man 2: pfft. no. i listen to the presets
by oscarwilde2007 December 1, 2007
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Missed the presentation by Pele

Having a shit
Martin Brindle: You missed the presentation by Pele, will you get over it?

Kimi Raikkonen: Yeah! Haha! I was having a shit!
by Quincy42 June 30, 2022
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loneliness in the presence of company

when you're around others, yet you can't seem to feel like you are

you feel the same as you did when you were lying in your bed, unable to move from the overwhelming sense of loneliness

when you're with your friends and they might ask why you're so quiet, they ask "are you ok?"
you smile and say yeah :) I'm great...

you don't know what's wrong with you and you wish you could make it stop, but it seems impossible

you wish all those people around you could help but the ringing is too loud, and you can't ask for help

meanwhile, you're wishing with all your heart that you could feel like you're not alone
ethan jewell has a great album called loneliness in the presence of company.
by I’m finally breathing October 9, 2022
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The Preseptal Cellulitis: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Preseptal Cellulitis: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
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The Class Presentation

Whenever going to give a presentation the student gets a massively sturdy rock hard erection. Whenever getting noticed he goes into the act of violently dry humping his desk, which then leads to a massive ejaculation due to the hard stimulus from the wooden desk.
by g_dongz August 25, 2020
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presenting the weather

1. To be highly suspected amongst friends of being pregnant, but having not yet 'gone public'.

2. To be of an age and position in life where having a baby is the next logical step.

Based on the observation of the high frequency of woman tv weather presenters who were pregnant or became pregnant while in the job. Thus if someone is presenting the weather it is only a matter of time before they become pregnant.
"She's not saying it, but I reckon they're trying to get pregnant. I mean they just bought a house."

" Yeah she's presenting the weather."
by tombleyboo October 8, 2009
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