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the day after tomorrow

the day that procrastinators say they'll do their work, but not when they actually do. Because you can't do it today, and you have procrastinating to do tomorrow, hence, the day after tomorrow.
"When will you do your health project?"

"the day after tomorrow, I have lots of time"
by 3_Devils May 6, 2018
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the day after tomorrow effect

When you are looking up the weather is going to be like in the following days and the weather in 2 days surprises you.
Person a: 'Damn dude, it's going to be extremely cold in 2 days'
Person b: 'Sounds like the movie "the day after tomorrow"'
Person c: 'That's the "the day after tomorrow effect"'
by getpo.st June 29, 2019
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the day after fed day

after fed day is another fury hurt day though this one allows all kinds of hurting even physical harm as in jokes i do not wana see blood so as long as no blood u can hit all u want! as a joke if u do really hit make sure u have consent!
rules if ur a furry:
do not block if on twitter or discord
do not nut
do not say uwu or owo for the rest of the day
the day after fed day is defined as: "U N WORD DIE *PUNCH* omg so sorry dont bleed will help!"
by Sir. twinkle bottom December 20, 2020
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The Second Day After Never

Beyond never. It will not only never happen, but I would bet against it happening until all time ends, plus two days. (and what is a "day" after time stops?)
Q: Do you think the pope will become a muslim or a jew?

A: Sure, He'll become a Jew or a Muslim the second day after never.
by RacistAsshole November 17, 2011
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