crappin on the clock

The act of rushing to your job to take a crap or staying late to take a crap on company time. This is especially satisfying when you leave your house in the morning, already needing to take a crap and holding it in to go at work...on the clock.

I really had to take a dump this morning, even before getting in the shower, but I held it so I would be crappin on the clock.

by crappin4fun March 25, 2009

Round The Clock

All the time...24-7.

Poor old Max was working 'round the clock' on his new project.
That guy has 'round the clock' protection by armed bodyguards.
Bilches were being smoked at the Spruce 'round the clock'.

by Diego November 25, 2003

riding the clock

To intentionally be counterproductive or waste time on work.

I'm scheduled for a 15 minute break, but I will ride the clock 10 more minutes.

by sword- August 7, 2004

I already work around the clock!

An exclamatory statement made in anger when an already overworked person is asked to work even more.

Terrible actor from crappy trilogy about mummies:

"We can do this if we push ourselves, if we work around the clock..."

Over the hill actor from good trilogy about archeologists, but subsequently ruined by an over the hill director and aliens?!?:

"I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!!!"

by BNOVICK January 15, 2010

Tony The Clock

my favorite character from Don't Hug Me Im Scared.

Tony The Clock: time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist.

by Chonki May 10, 2021

Rock Around the Clock

A business that stays open for 24 hours.

I need some smokes. Does 7/11 rock around the clock?

by CaanHammertime May 23, 2015

pooping on the clock

the act of taking an extra long break at work to poop

this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you'll feel good too.

mr. bojangles told me to file the tps reports. but i think i'd rather be pooping on the clock.

by TeeKaih November 6, 2009