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WEED WACKER

a weed wacker is a person that is a hoe. The common garden tool: hoe, is a tool that is commonly used to “wack” weeds.

A weed wacker is a hoe who hits on many guys/girls.
That girl sophie is such a weed wacker! I can’t believe her!
by thatsnotit March 8, 2019
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Weed Wacker

A person who gets high, then masterbates.
Watch out for that kid, he’s a registered Weed Wacker.
by Eauxwen February 2, 2022
mugGet the Weed Wackermug.

Australian Weed Wacker

When two gay men hang themselves upsidedown, (At last one man must have, extraordinarily, long pubic hair for this performance.) one man stays still (Upsidedown still, mind you.) and the other man does the helicopter and swings his penis on the other man's pubes.
Hey bro man dude, let's go back to my place and do the Australian Weed Wacker cause we're gay, and men.
by Mr.JuicyGuyMan June 5, 2022
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Weed-Wacker

Racial slur for Hispanics, due to the fact that they stereotypically work on gardening.
shut the fuck up, Weed-Wacker, go back over the border
by Mexicanboy88 August 24, 2022
mugGet the Weed-Wackermug.

german weed wacker

A sex act that involves a ZZ Top level bush and a man well endowed enough to do the helicopter. The man then uses the helicopter to push the bush out of the way enough to find the promised land
Steve: hey man how was that girl last night?

Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it
by German weed wacker April 13, 2017
mugGet the german weed wackermug.

pube weed wacker

When you shave your pubes and they are such a big forest that the razor (weed wacker) gets caught in your pubes and you have no other choice but to tear it off the crotch.
Becky, last night I had a pube weed wacker happen to me and now my crotch hurts!
by Mama lama December 30, 2016
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weed wacker

slang term for someone who smokes weed a lot, sometimes used derogatorily
''luke is a fucking weed wacker man. I went to his house and his room smelled heavily like weed."
by Bananakittycat July 9, 2025
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