While penetrating a woman from behind, insert both thumbs into the anus and pull apart, in turn, opening the anus and making the womans buttocks resemble an english muffin being split open.
by Douche McGouche November 29, 2007
Get the split the muffin mug.v. The act of throwing a curling rock into the central house to score a deuce. Similar to throwing a perfect game in baseball, or scoring a hat trick in cricket only not so rare or difficult, or exciting to watch. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada and rural Sweden.
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Hey! Don't switch the channel! The thermal-boy was about to split the rings.
Grow up. It's curling for God's sake.
Grow up. It's curling for God's sake.
by gnostic 1 July 21, 2012
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refering to oral sex in which each person contributes their share of "the bill." Remember you have to give it to get it.
by DoubleDgirl May 25, 2011
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Get the split the whisker mug."Man, I was whacking the gary last night to some Rosie O'Donnel videos, and it just got so intense that i split the banana."
by ssullivan April 19, 2006
Get the split the banana mug.When a woman takes a piss, she would naturally "split the rug" - a reference to her pubic hair whether it's real or imagined.
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