Fake the snake

"To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing."

- /u/A_Voe

An example of how to fake the snake:
"...Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF (not the girl he threatened me over) and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that."

- /u/DrDisastor

"The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
From now on whenever I make up a story, I’m adding a stolen pet snake."

- /u/Duke_Leto

by ShittyGrammar-Nazi November 1, 2017

Faking the Snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

Person 1: After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake.

Person 2: Dude, I know that's not true, you're just faking the snake!

by a_random_stranger November 1, 2017

Teasing the Snake

Teasing someone until they bite you. Usually sexual in context.

She was teasing the snake so much that it bit her in the face.

by X Bienoît X May 24, 2019

Ride the Snake

Throwing caution to the winds and ingesting a massive amount of psychedelics. A reference to a well-known quote from “The Doors” frontman Jim Morrison.

While riding the snake, you may enter into an extradimensional/transdimensional realm coterminal with the realm of space-time, or “reality” as it is commonly known. While in this realm, you may be accosted by swarms of neon green bat skulls and/or disembodied columns of teeth and eyes. You must not fear them, for they will take your mind away to the land of wind and ghosts unless you trust in the snake. The snake will see you through, but you cannot see the snake. You will not feel the snake, but the snake will feel you. It is the razor-thin rainbow bridge bisecting your chakras vertically, seperating you into your particulate parts so that you may be parcelled out to the wicked demons of the night which dwell betwixt the infinite yawning spaces between stars.

I was smoking with this chick at a party last night. I asked if she had ever dropped acid, and she said no. She asked if she should try it, and I hemmed and hawed as I thought about the answer to give her. Then my stoned buddy leaned over and said “ride the snake!”. The girl asked what that meant, and I explained to her that I was coming up on a 10 strip at the time. The snake was being ridden.

by The Emperor of Time and Space February 24, 2012

said the serpent to the snake

meaning hypocrite, simlar to the phase "pot calling the kettle black." origanates from otep's "sepsis"

Molly: you have way to much free time.
Rya: said the serpent to the snake.

by The only smart person in the world April 13, 2006

faking the snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

"I think he's faking the snake. The stolen snake is the only thing that seems to make his story credible, the rest sounds like bullshit."

by Niks Bro November 1, 2017

blaze the snake

when a man puts his penis through a glory hole and the receiving person burns it with a lighter or cigarette.

I had to take a wicked diarrhea shit so I stopped at the truck stop. When someone put their pecker through the glory hole in the stall wall, I whipped out my zippo and had to blaze the snake.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010