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The slave slurp

You go SLLLURRRRP to your girl and she’s automatically supposed to know you meant to clean the house
Hey baby I just want to SLLLLUIUUUUUUUURRRRRP you right now

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by RaccoonBoy March 12, 2020
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To the slaves!?

The benefits TO the SLAVES!? Oh shit, I didn't even watch the video! That is hilarious! And embarrassing! Oh shit... I donno... Free gender-affirming care if you misbehave? Uuummm.... I guess, if you're a masochist, having someone around who's willing to beat the shit out of you from time to time would be beneficial. Like... You wouldn't have to seek out a sadist because the sadist... You know... Already owns you... Maybe you got an old white guy fetish or something.... There's ALWAYS a silver-lining.
Hym "Oh, Jesus christ, the benefits TO THE SLAVES!? Fuck man... I don't know... I mean, I guess if you REALLY like working hard then being a slave would be dope I guess... Joe Rogan loves hard work! Matt Walsh too! They'd make a great slaves! Ummm... I guess if the slaves don't have an axiomatic, hierarchical framework of perception... The slavery would give them THAT at least. Right? Like Jordan's thing? The slavery would give them the BENEFIT of being (arbitrarily) at the bottom of a dominance hierarchy! That's... Something I guess... I mean... If they worked harder and took some responsibility, they wouldn't be at the bottom. They could work at Louder with Crowder-Or, oops, wait 'in the house' I meant to say. Their shoulders would smell like a dick from repeated sexual harassment but they wouldn't be at the bottom anymore! Let's see... You could be a breeding slave and just slam puss 24/7... Which is probably the exact version of Hell that I'm going to... Damn... That one hit close to home! Pssshhhtt.... One more... You get your own special version of The Bible! Where they ommit all of the parts that (kind of) lead you to the conclusion that what your slave masters are doing to you is wrong! They could call it 'The Bible 2: Don't... Don't worry about what other people are doing just focus on your own life and work hard...' Pfft! Ha! This was fun. I might do a 'benefits of' stuff series later."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
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Slaving the Milosevic

"Where's Dave?"
"He's in his room slaving the Milosevic."
by Foetus February 13, 2004
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Master And Slave (the peripherals and accessories of computer electronics)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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slave to the slit

A man who is dominated by his wife or girlfriend and therefore has no time for leisure activities or socialising.
Chris couldn't make it tonight. I think he's become a slave to the slit.
by Quimbonda June 15, 2008
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slave to the glass pipe

that fuckin ho...is a slave to the glass pipe
by badonakdonk butt March 29, 2007
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Slave to the gram

When one is willing to go to extreme heights in order to obtain an instagram photo, possibly risking injury.
She only ski-dived for the instagram , she's a slave to the gram
by tea123 July 29, 2017
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