the kids wanna ski

Something a guy says when he really want to have sex.

Come on, sweetie ... I know you have a headache, but the kids wanna ski!

by ClickityClick June 6, 2010

Ski Mask the Slump God

A pretty good rapper who started out on sound cloud. He is best known for having plenty of references to cartoons like Fairly Odd Parents, Code Name Kids Next Door, and anime such as Naruto. He will often sample his beats from these shows. He also has some of the best flows you will ever hear.

Yo have you heard that new Ski Mask the Slump God song?

by Headwall October 17, 2020

XXXTentacion&Ski Mask The Slump God

THE BEST DUO TO EVER TOUCH WEIRD HIP HOP

"Aye bro you heard that new XXXTentacion&Ski Mask The Slump God song"?

by NKai October 5, 2020

ski mask the slump god

The best rapper out there today, one of his most famous albums is Stokley, which you may know from TikTok which foot fungus became a popular dance. is a master in creative lyrics and shit. best friends with juice wrld and x before they sadly die (rip).hes from Florida so he goes crazy and screams lyrics like " I put my dick up in yo mom, bitch you ain't no shit .com. he also promotes bape which is a popular clothing line. he looks hella cut in his glasses and the way he ties his durag. he says wAtEr a lot towards the end of his songs.

dude: are you stoked for sin city to come out on June 25, 2021
dude2: by ski mask the slump god, no way its been awhile
dude:this shii gonna be fire
dude 2: frl

by sirskislump June 21, 2021

take the skinheads bowling

A classic song by Camper Van Beethoven, with (naturally) a somewhat surreal premise, odd lyrics and a funny video, if you can ever get a hold of it.

Also, a classic name for your bowling team, which will provoke innumerable questions from people who don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and praise from those rare folks that do.

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling....

by Count de Monet May 30, 2011

rip the skin

Something which can happen if a man pulls on his dick too hard.

Ripping the skin can be avoided by using someone else's mouth instead of your own hand.

Guy A: Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such good size and all. It gets bigger when I pull on it; sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin!
Guy B: My daddy taught me a few things too, like how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth instead of your own hand.
Guy A: Would you show me?
Guy B: I'd be right happy to!

by bonespook November 8, 2019

the skin fic

a disgusting fanfiction written for the pairing of dan howell and phil lester (phan) in which phil gets a sunburn and dan then proceeds to eat phil's skin and give him a handjob

"So I heard Dan and Phil read the skin fic in their new video. They were so grossed out, they didn't finish it."
"I bet it's nasty."

by XxXsuppertrekkXxX November 19, 2013