freedom of the seas.

a fucking awesome cruise ship with food, bitches, foreign skanks, and loads of space to fuck.

A: how was your vacation?
B: i went on freedom of the seas.
A: how many girls you fucked?

by jjrsuhk February 11, 2012

The Seacrest Special

Named after the talented, homosexual actor, Ryan Seacrest, the Seacrest Special involves one partner taking a toothbrush, covering it in toothpaste, and then brushing around the other partner's anus (ie, asshole). The intended goal is to remove any excess buildup around the anus, while providing rimmers with a healthy alternative to eating an unclean ass. Ryan Seacrest, president of the North American Sit On My Face club, wholeheartedly approves of this position, and encourages people to use Crest, preferrably peppermint for that extra special tingle.

I'm Ryan Seacrest and I approve of this message: With Crest's new multi-tarter bleaching toothpaste, the Seacrest Special has never been better!

by Pitt the Younger January 1, 2008

The Seasick

When you are having drunken sex with a girl end up vomiting on each other from the up and down wave motion.

Hey bro yesterday I met a girl and we did the seasick .. really spiced things up.

by kafeboi July 1, 2018

Garfield: The Search For Pooky

Quite literally "Hell on Earth: The Video Game."

Person 1: I'm going to play Garfield: The Search For Pooky.
Person 2: Don't, it's the worst Garfield game to date, and even the worst GBA game ever made.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: The controls and level design are so rushed that the game feels broken at times.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 July 17, 2021

the search for proto

The greatest movie ever filmed. Features an epic journey through the streets of west hempstead, searching for the glorious proto and his magical powers. If you haven't watched it yet, your a flaming homosexual

I saw the search for proto last night and creamed myself

by wh #3 January 20, 2010

Parting of the seas v.2

A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions

Say rico, you aren’t a true Viking until you’ve done the Parting of the seas v.2

by Yourmomcreatedthese May 29, 2018

set to the seas

illegally downloading or pirating a program/movie/piece of music rather than buying the original.

Dylan: Bro I wanna make beats to kickstart my producer carreer but FL Studio costs too much…

Micheal: Yeah bro you‘re gonna have to set to the seas for that one..

by Moofasaa July 7, 2022