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Funky school Bathroom

The bathroom always smells like pussy and hot ass It also smells like old crusty fish patties with a side of shit.
Random girl walks in the Funky school bathroom: "it smell like someone left their pussy in this bitch!
by lollyholly1234567890 February 12, 2020
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high school bathrooms

the one place where you will find fight clubs, drug deals, nic fiends and even people fucking dancing. the only things in these places you wont find, however is the toilet paper, the stall doors and the soap
"bro I went to the high school bathrooms and someone wrote something on the wall with smeared shit"
by Raw Challenge Cone February 26, 2023
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School Bathroom Group

A group of losers that only joke, talk and vape in the school bathrooms
I fucking hate when the school bathroom group gets on my way!
by Pxprobotvidz September 7, 2022
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You walk in and see the piss yellow walls. You think it’s paint, but no, it’s actual piss. Carefully step over the used toilet paper and blood stains all over the floor to get in a stall. You look around the stall and see inspirational quotes telling you how beautiful you are and the occasional penis carved into the wall. Then you walk out to wash your hands and try the first sink. It doesn’t work. Next sink, it’s clogged with hair and something bloody and the handle is covered in ramen. Next sink finally works but the water is brown. So you give up, step over the bloodstains on the ground, and decide to stick to hand sanitizer.
I rather die in a port-a-potty then use a dulaney high school bathrooms.
by Cl0bie May 30, 2018
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You walk in and see the piss yellow walls. You think it’s paint, but no it’s actual piss. You carefully step over the used tissues and blood stains on the floor to get to a stall. You open the door and see a bunch of surprisingly inspirational quotes and the occasional penis carved into the wall. Then you go to wash your hands and the sink doesn’t work. You go to the next sink and it’s clogged with hair, something bloody and ramen. The next sink finally works but the water is completely brown. So you give up, step back over the blood stains and decide to stick to hand sanitizer.
I’d rather die in a port-a-potty then use a Dulaney high school bathroom.
by Cl0bie May 30, 2018
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school gym bathroom

Even worse than regular school bathrooms. Depending on if it is an exterior gym or interior, you can expect to find crickets and other insects in:

The toilets
The urinals
The showers
The floor
All of the above
A living nightmare. Don’t even use them at your own risk unless it’s the winter. NEVER during the spring or summer.
Person 1: Yo, you hear Jimmolethew throwing up?
Person 2: Yeah, someone said he went to the school gym bathroom.
by unused username February 20, 2024
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