because: "Does the pope shit in the woods" just isn't offensive enough
This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"
This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"
Roast Beef: Um...do you want to hit up some nachos and watch some Braveheart?
Ray: Does the pope know sluts?
Ray: Does the pope know sluts?
by Whoopsie January 21, 2010
Get the does the pope know sluts? mug.Indisputably. Without question. On the same continuum as 'is the Pope Catholic?', 'does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?', and 'does a one-legged duck swim in circles?' 'Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?!' sources from the cardinal red Gucci and Prada 'pimp' shoes the Pope sports in public- in other words, total pimp fashion in a pontiff.
Joshua:"Would you like to sleep with Emily?"
Jeremy:"Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?! Of course I want to sleep with Emily, retard. Emily's a totally hot pumpkin smuggler!"
Jeremy:"Does the Pope wear pimp shoes?! Of course I want to sleep with Emily, retard. Emily's a totally hot pumpkin smuggler!"
by Mo Dixley August 26, 2011
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When something is un-worldly good or bad. it makes you wanna inflict bodily harm to the holiest man on earth.
1.damn that burger makes me wanna slap the pope!
2. this bitch's pussy makes me wanna slap the fuckin pope
2. this bitch's pussy makes me wanna slap the fuckin pope
by rfleurent February 16, 2008
Get the Slap the Pope mug.It means rubbing one out. Jerking the yoke. The two fist shuffle. Dating Ms. Michigan. Ya know, Masterbaiting.
by Griz April 18, 2004
Get the Shaking hands with the Pope. mug.Person A: "geez this is stuck, couldja unzip this for me-"
Person B: "-said the pope to the nun"
A & B = lol...
Person B: "-said the pope to the nun"
A & B = lol...
by Mesosade February 28, 2009
Get the said the pope to the nun mug.Johnny is shaking hands with the pope. He has his hand in his pants and moving it around suspiciously. So bold of him to jerk off in class. Gotta try it.
by Melissa Mohr January 25, 2021
Get the Shaking hands with the pope mug.The accidental act of getting soap stuck in the urethra of an uncircumsized penis ; as an erect uncircumsized penis resembles the hat of a pope.
Steve, what was all that noise coming from the bathroom?
Well mom, I was taking a shower, and i accidentally soaped the pope!
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Well mom, I was taking a shower, and i accidentally soaped the pope!
Word: Soaping the Pope
by ThePopeSoaper March 12, 2011
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