the michael jones

A drink were you eat 12 lava cakes then give a friend a dirty Sanchez with the chocolate and then chase it with everclear

Right after he took the Michael Jones he threw up for hours

by zon72 November 2, 2013

The Michael Phenomenon

A strange occurrence whereby a number of factors lead to an individual not ever being friend-zoned. The individual is always single and likely not looking for anyone, but is unable to create a friend-zone. They are always very good looking and good around members of the opposite gender.

"No one seems to just want to be friends with me. I just don't get it."
"Are you looking for anyone?"
"No, not really."
"I think you are experiencing the Michael Phenomenon."

by StrangeManInATux101 May 19, 2014

Throw the match

To deliberately lose a game or fight. It may be when one could've won, but wanted their opponent to score. Or it may occur when one suspects that their loss is inevitable.

The track star helped the injured, opponent runner cross the finish line. He has great character to throw the match of a national championship race.

by Justanotherpetal May 25, 2017

The Michael Clayton

A new dance move based on the scene in the movie, Michael Clayton, where Michael (George Clooney) is running up the hill after his car is blown up. It is done by lifting the knees very high and running in place, while looking backwards over your shoulder at the girl/guy you're dancing with.

Colin: "Oh man, that guy is killing it on the dance floor. What are those moves called?"

Emily: "He's doing The Michael Clayton and he's doing it well."

by Awesome For Lyfe February 26, 2008

the mitcho scoop

the act of licking a girl from butthole to vagina in one go

ah man , did you see that guy give that prostitute the mitcho scoop , hes definitely getting aids!

by clazatron December 24, 2012

The Matches

An awesome, amazingly talented punk rock band, with a gorgeous lead singer, 'nuff said...

Girl #1) I love The Matches CD!!!

Girl #2) I know! Their album "E. Von Dahl Killed the Locals, is THE BEST" !!!

by Chain_Me_Free December 7, 2004

The Matches

Awsome punk band from oakland with matt on drums, justin on bass, jon on guitar and the incredibly hot shawn harris on vocals and guitar. Re-released their first album on Epitaph records back in 2004 and have been touring for what seems forever haha... CHECK EM OUT

Person1: Are you goin to the Chain Me Away Tour?

Person2: The Matches and Plain White T's... OF COURSE! Its gunna be awsome

by The World Falls Up Around Me May 13, 2005