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The machine that goes ping

In Monty Python's the Meaning of Life, the machine that goes "ping" is a device that doctors use to determine that the baby they're delivering is alive.

It is also the most expensive machine in the whole hospital.
"Aah! I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account."
by RepelHistory September 26, 2005
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The Machine Gun

When a guy gets a BJ from a random woman and pulls out, nuts on her face, and screams RAT-TATTA-TATTA
Friend: Hey man what did you do to her last night?
You: Oh I just gave her The Machine Gun all over her face
by MistxLobsters August 3, 2017
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The Machine Gun

"The Machine Gun" is when a guy gets a BJ from a random woman, and pulls out, nuts on her face, and screams RAT-TATTA-TATTA
Hey girl, wanna see The Machine Gun, (7 min later) RATATATTATATATATAT!!!!!!
by NumShotBoi August 3, 2017
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The Machine Gun

The Machine Gun is when you getting ready to cum on a girl's face and saying "BRRRRRRRRR" as you cum.
Dude, I did The Machine Gun so hard on her last night!
by Laughing Dicks (Im a girl) September 27, 2017
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Rise Against the Machine

A mistake when referring to either, Rise Against or Rage Against the Machines. Though coming from different genres, their names could be intertwined to produce confusion to the listener.
Person 1 - Dude, did you hear that new Rise Against the Machine song?

Person 2 - Don't you mean Rage Against the Machine?

Person 1 - Damn it.
by Kswed April 26, 2011
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Rage Against The Machine

The only rap-rock band that ever had talent.
by Anonymous September 5, 2003
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cog in the machine

If it were not for my technical knowledge I would be just another cog in the machine.
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