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The Easy Mac Paradox

derived from the frustrations of Hannah and Kristin, two first year college students living in the dorms and surviving on bland dorm food and the popular Easy Mac by Kraft foods.

Refers to the frustrating situation one encounters when attempting to satisfy hunger and craving with the Easy Mac snack.

The Paradox: One can eat one packet of Kraft Easy Mac and still be a little bit hungry and craving more of the cheesy and delightful snack, yet if one prepares two packets in hopes of avoiding this hunger and craving at the end of his snack, he finds himself fully overwhelmed by the cheesiness of the snack that the craving seemingly dwindles even before one packet has been devoured.

Either be left wanting more. Or disgusted too soon. You just can't win with the Easy.
by Kristin April 15, 2005
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the big mac

This term is used for insulting someone fat,overwhieght, huge,etc. this is because the Big Mac is a very big and fattening burger from Mc'Donalds. You can also use the term Mc'double.
(In a classroom with a fat teacher) student1"the Big Mac is comeing" student2 " everyone do your work!!" Fat teacher " I'm back now do your damn work!!"
by BILLYGOAT May 15, 2015
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the shane mac combo

It's from McDonald's, contains 3 chicken selects, 2 euro burgers, chips and a drink
Can I have the Shane mac combo please?
by Ahernix January 2, 2019
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The Burnout Mac

The burnout Mac is a type of Mac and cheese that just makes you wanna crap all over the place.
Oh no Kevin ate the burnout Mac hopefully he won’t poop all over my rug!
by Six star November 5, 2020
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The_Burger_Mac_Creature

Originally from mars when it was created the Burger_Mac_Creature(A.K.A crompton,crimpton,cromptin)comes from a native species.This species is known as creaturians while powerful they're weakness's are the following.
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The great battle of Taco Burrito(the capitol of Mars at the time) where many creaturians died in a deadly civil war against the Neo-nazi north regime called the sphhettians.

While the Creaturian race are full of shapeshifters the last remaining one (nicknamed crompton by his protectors Commander_ounce and mom_freake)his last known location was in west virginia.Cromptons main form seems to either be a 35ft sphgetti noodle with 12 tentacles or a 14 to 15 year old

Cromptons hobbies include
1.hunting for any animal or person in the world
2.skateboarding
3.playing guitar
4.riding in the poosy_wagoon(a.k.a the pussy wagon)
5.video games

While it is not known how long the Creature has been on earth or his protectors Commander_ounce and Mom_freake all three have been seen as far back as the birth of the dinosaurs
The_Burger_Mac_Creature is so powerful he's been known to rip refridgerators out of peoples homes for their food and collection
by Commander_ounce December 2, 2020
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Mac the Daddies

Flirting with boys while having an agenda of dating them. The saying implies inevitable success at acquiring a mac daddy.
"We can't mac the daddies at a work function: it's unprofessional!"
Or "If you want to mac the daddies, you better put on a shorter skirt!"
by K.A. Moss August 3, 2008
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dre mac the clown

A widely known gay clown that goes around showing up at random birthday parties abducting children and molesting them. His catch phrase is "Hey hey kids its Dre Mac the Clown"

He is also known as dritium
Dre mac the clown has yet again ruined another families home.
by Xof January 14, 2008
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