Lorax

A character from the Dr. Suess book of the same name. The Lorax speaks for the trees.

Me: Lorax....lower axe!
Random guy with axe: What was that?
Me: the Lorax speaks for the trees!
Random guy with axe: Huh?
Me: don't you get it? Lower your axe aka...Lorax....lower axe....Lorax!

by WeeBubbyBub March 7, 2018

Lorax Challenge

A viral internet challenge in which the player enters a public toilet, turns off the lights, turns on all the taps, proceeds to shit in every cubicle without flushing and then leaves.

Person 1: Please don't do the lorax challenge.
Person 2: Dude, I just did the lorax challenge.

by Cronkers May 4, 2021

lorax tree

When your dick has fuzz on the tip of the dick instead of the normal pubic spot.

"My girlfriend was turned off after she saw my lorax tree"

"Doctor: I'm afraid you have a bad case of the lorax tree"

by Moist Asswipe March 30, 2017

Squatting Lorax

When a woman squats over a man's large nose and squats up and down, allowing penetration of his nose into her anal orafuss. This is a timely process, mainly because it must take place in a maternity ward while feeding the fish.

Hey Cameliennnnnnlalalalala, wanna do a squatting lorax over at the maternity ward in Hooker Hole, Louisiana?

by mrussle April 19, 2012

lorax queef

when the lorax puts his little mustache and tickles your butthole to make you release an anal queef

man, i just had the most amazing time with the lorax, he gave me a lorax queef, i want three more.

by runch.randa August 8, 2017

Dark lorax

The best offensive meme page around

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dark lorax is a meme page that’s very epic and cool. Thank you

by Darklorax_best_memepage November 3, 2019

Hairless Lorax

A term used to describe Donald Trump from his particularly orange appearance, referencing The Lorax from the film The Lorax

Hey look, the UK is about to start a war with the Hairless Lorax

by WazzaLyfe July 9, 2019