King of the levee

When two or more people (usually intoxicated) ride bikes on a levee and try to push, kick or crash into the other rider(s) to attempt to knock them off the levee leaving only one thus becoming, King of the Levee
CRIS : Did you see angel after zack become king of the levee?
Matt : Yeah, i heard he got a black eye.
Cris : He did.
Matt : well, its official, Zack is King of the Levee
by Backspace209 March 2, 2011
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Mississippi Levee Break

When a woman is on her period and a man decides to have anal sex with her not realizing that she also has explosive diarrhea at the same time. The woman wants to please her man and thinks that his penis will act as a levee and hold the shit in, but she doesn't realize that the added pressure from his ejaculate will cause the diarrhea to forcefully explode all over when he pulls out. The resulting cum, blood, and shit mixture takes days to clean up.
I was having a great time giving it to Beatrice in the ass, but all of a sudden she had a Mississippi Levee break when I pulled out and shit got all over the place. Since I already came, I just wiped my dick on her pillow and went home. It was a good thing we had flood insurance .
by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016
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when the levee breaks

A figure of speech, popularized by an early 1900’s blues artist and later by Led Zeppelin. “When the levee breaks” can be used to describe preparation in a catastrophe.
“My mom is coming in to town this weekend, so hopefully you can make it. I’ll need you to be there for me when the levee breaks.”
by Peepeepoopoo gang sh January 31, 2021
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Levi leves

Completely nullifies arguments.
Person 1 - Fortnite is so much than LoL
Person 2 - Levi leves
Person 1 - ...
by Nameless_man_of_the_west February 24, 2019
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Levi leves

Levi leves is often used when losing an argument. Saying Levi leves will instantly make the others opinion wrong and you will ride off on a beatiful orange horse.
Person 1 - Hey dude, I think that League of Legends is a shit game and Fortnite is the best!
Person 2 - Levi leves
Person 1 - Nothing, League of Legends is way better.
Person 2 - *Rides his horse onto the beatiful sunset*
by Nameless_man_of_the_west February 23, 2019
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Leving

The act of someone getting a hitman on you typically called jakob
Jakob dont leving me
by MangoDab343 September 23, 2018
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leving

when you get really drunk and start talking shit
pronounced Levi-ing
Nick: oi man you are so drunk

Trent: i've shot three people and am onloan from the cia to our government

Nick: really?

Josh: nah he is just leving
by AndoSTC5ever October 20, 2010
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