by Toronto Raptors January 24, 2008
The most man video game character since Doom Guy. In God of War (2005), Kratos is tasked with killing Ares, the God of War, and Kratos' former master, who tricked him into killing his own family. Kratos succeeds and takes Ares' place as the God of War. Not too long later, Kratos is betrayed by Zeus, sending him on a crusade against the gods of Olympus, which results in the deaths of all the gods and the destruction of Greece.
In the latest installment, God of War 2018, Kratos is now living in Scandinavia and sets out on an adventure to spread his second wife's ashes with his son Atreus. However, he is hunted by Baldur, the son of Odin, and Magni and Modi, the sons of Thor. Kratos kills them all, but this sparks the wrath of Thor, and the start of Ragnarok, the end of days.
In the latest installment, God of War 2018, Kratos is now living in Scandinavia and sets out on an adventure to spread his second wife's ashes with his son Atreus. However, he is hunted by Baldur, the son of Odin, and Magni and Modi, the sons of Thor. Kratos kills them all, but this sparks the wrath of Thor, and the start of Ragnarok, the end of days.
by God of Lazy May 2, 2022
by Eazy-X May 30, 2008
One who kills a lot of people, loses his family, kills a god, cries, trys to kill himself, fails, then becomes a god.
Boss:"Why hasn't John showed up for work the past week?"
Isaac:"Didn't you hear? He's a Kratos now"
Boss:"I'm so sorry."
Isaac:"Didn't you hear? He's a Kratos now"
Boss:"I'm so sorry."
by shcoome March 2, 2010
an employee who loves younger people and tries to make money on the side by selling man gravy. they are also known for being semi-retarded and trying to act black.
kratos: yo whats up guidos lets go to the club!! i got a fresh batch of crack!
six-year-old boy: sounds goods to me!!!!!!
six-year-old boy: sounds goods to me!!!!!!
by bigmaclover1 May 7, 2010
Utter fucking failure of a protagonist. Originates from the PS2 game God of War, (a Devil May Cry ripoff which caters to 12-year old boys), where he grunts alot and swings around a weapon that defies the laws of phyisics. Despite his glaring flaws, Kratos is also quite revolutionary in the sense that he is the first openly gay video game character since Streets of Rage, and also the first video game character ever to recieve quadruple anal penetration on screen.
by nutrient asparagus September 11, 2006
by The Moogle January 28, 2005