Kickstand

(aka ks) A penis that is so big that it makes his legs looks small and skinny
Example I:

There weren’t any open seats at the bar, so I had to posted up on my kickstand until I got one.

Example II:
SCENE: Crowded Public Bus
(A petty lady steps onto the bus and a gentleman sees her approaching.)

Gentleman: Would you like a seat? I can rest on my kickstand
by creep guy ie February 22, 2011
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Kickstand

Kickstand is the shit at biking yo.
by Big Gay Bubba February 28, 2005
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kickstand

(aka ks) A penis that is so big that it makes his legs looks small and skinny
Example I:

There weren’t any open seats at the bar, so I posted up on my kickstand until I got one.

Example II:

SCENE: Crowded Public Bus

(A petty lady steps onto the bus and a gentleman sees her approaching.)

Gentleman: Would you like a seat? I can rest on my kickstand
by creep guy ie February 22, 2011
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kickstand shit

When taking a rather large, long shit it literally props one's ass hence a kickstand shit.
I was so constipated in jail that after eight days I finally produced a kickstand shit!!
by ScotyD July 18, 2017
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Rusty Kickstand

Rusty Kickstand - verb. When a gentleman is getting a blow-job from behind while laying prone on his stomach... preferably combined with ass play. Easily transitions into a "Rusty Trombone".
i.e. My girl was giving me a massage last night and she transitioned into a Rusty Kickstand like a champ!
by Jamcat77 March 02, 2014
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kentucky kickstand

All activities that may result in a suspicious and serious neck injury.
I’m wearing this neck brace because I tried a Kentucky kickstand. Don’t do it!
by Funkylostsock April 15, 2021
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Netflix Kickstand

When a guy has a boner and he props up his phone or tablet against it so he can watch Netflix while laying down relaxing on the couch or bed.
My phone case broke but no worries, I'll just prop it up on my Netflix Kickstand so I can watch this movie.
by Salty Goat Dog January 01, 2016
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