The Brad

The term used to describe what to do when a hot chick, that is too hot for her own good and uses that hotness as an abusive power, is giving a guy head and he wraps his legs around her head and lets out a massive fart in her face.

"Dude, this bitch was going down on me last night but she was totally using me to get back at her boyfriend... so I gave her The Brad."

by camtangled October 28, 2008

The Brad

Inhumane, where's Brad, can't speak English, always a vibe.

Last night the Brad came out!

by Thebradswife May 15, 2021

A.I. With The Braids

A.I. With The Braids is, given the context, a synonym for artificial intelligence, a bot (in a video game), a player (in a video game) who is absolute garbage, or in-general just a dumb person. AI Dungeon, NeuralBlender, WALL-E, CS:GO bots, and Drake can all be said to be A.I. With The Braids.

The phrase comes from the song A.I. With The Braids by The Game.

Person 1: Covid made my friend A.I. With The Braids.
Person 2: I think God should kill you.

by Works Cited May 8, 2022

the brad paradox

Schrodinger's brad, its a paradox of every time he tries to get out of a situation by talking, He keeps digging himself away from winning the argument getting more dirt on him in the process

Fuck you no in not putting the brad paradox in the example

by Ruthless-Gaytard August 29, 2021

The Bradford

A sexual “reach-around” technique where the bottom is laid on a bed in front of the standing top forming a T shape.

We had an amazing night. He finished me off with The Bradford.

by Bubbleguns May 29, 2023

The Brad Flip

Being and absolute fucking retard and combining acid, coke, lean, xans, and weed.

Some retard who did the brad flip: bro i brad flipped so fucking hard i almost died

by tekkstasy November 7, 2023

The Bradbury manoeuvre

When a person in possession of a penis bends it between their legs to insert it into a hole, whether into their own anus or (if intersex) a vagina if they possess one. This does not require ejaculation and is a form of masturbation.

A variation of this manoeuvre is “a Licks Bradbury”, where you ingest the residue left on the penis after by scraping it off with a spoon and licking it.

Person 1: “Did you hear about John? He enjoys doing the Bradbury manoeuvre!”

Person 2: “A licks Bradbury?”

Person 1: “John’s a licks Bradbury champion!!”

by Sciencebadmintonguy January 21, 2026