by Barkalodean August 7, 2019
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When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
by TheJizeI March 1, 2023
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Get the Bolt from the blue mug.YEah it me again, hi!
now you may be thinking huh? but you just mention this thing from that thing you just talked about
and to that I say fuck you,
a bolt from the blue is when lighting strikes but there is a single cloud in the sky,
it one of those stupid shit that somehow happen that doesn't make sense. like "ball lighting"
which is when somehow a lighting ball is legit just walking by, it sounds fucking crazy but it true,
now you may be thinking huh? but you just mention this thing from that thing you just talked about
and to that I say fuck you,
a bolt from the blue is when lighting strikes but there is a single cloud in the sky,
it one of those stupid shit that somehow happen that doesn't make sense. like "ball lighting"
which is when somehow a lighting ball is legit just walking by, it sounds fucking crazy but it true,
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I just saw lighting but there ain't no cloud in the sky cuh
that a Bolt from the blue
that a Bolt from the blue
by Zalo_r October 1, 2025
Get the Bolt from the blue mug.1) A completely out-of-context shitty thing to do or say, especially from an unexpected source. From the elderly phrase "bolt out of the blue", but modified with skidmarks for flavor.
2) (driving) Some asshole coming from out of nowhere to bust your chops (cut you off, tailgate and honk, etc.)
2) (driving) Some asshole coming from out of nowhere to bust your chops (cut you off, tailgate and honk, etc.)
1) Our night out was pretty bangin' until Chess Club Bill dropped that ear-splitting N-bomb at the bar. What a bolt out of the brown!
2) Jesus! Where did this pissed-off horn-addicted Excursion-driving dickhead getting all up my tailpipe materialize from? This fat bastard was a bolt out of the brown!
2) Jesus! Where did this pissed-off horn-addicted Excursion-driving dickhead getting all up my tailpipe materialize from? This fat bastard was a bolt out of the brown!
by The Evil Steve June 23, 2007
Get the bolt out of the brown mug.a vivid, metaphorical way to describe something happening with great speed, force, or intensity. It conjures the image of a lightning bolt—a natural phenomenon known for its sudden, powerful, and swift strike—emphasizing the speed, impact, or suddenness of the action being described. This expression is widely known to have originated from ice bath enthusiast and health guru Duncan Bernath.
It is often used to dramatize how quickly or forcefully something occurs, likening it to the speed and power of lightning.
It is often used to dramatize how quickly or forcefully something occurs, likening it to the speed and power of lightning.
"After this 5 minute ice bath, it feels like I just got shot out of the tip of a lightning bolt"
"Dude, I know!! Such a good, flames, feeling!"
shot out of the tip of a lighting bolt
"Dude, I know!! Such a good, flames, feeling!"
shot out of the tip of a lighting bolt
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