J: Get ready Pooch, cause you're about to be served up a big ol plate of blindside butterbeans
P: Gets out because he's raggedy
P: Gets out because he's raggedy
by slabitha the sharting queen August 11, 2022

by PowerUzer9001 July 28, 2022

A sufficiently effective and extraordinarily cheap way to satisfy disgruntled guests at a lodging facility; surprisingly effective tactic against the run-of-the-mill inexperienced traveler. (However, the well-traveled veteran will likely see right through this strategy)
Phew...that was a close one - he was pretty pissed off. Thank God for the Breakfast Coupon Blindside!
by Rad Dawg August 20, 2008

A sexual act in which the male utterly anally rapes the unsuspecting female while she is occupied in doing something else.
by Cox & Camp December 5, 2003

by Linlindadino November 5, 2022

"James really reverse blindsided that white bitch."
"Did he tell you why?"
"Yeah, she was such a Karen"
"Did he tell you why?"
"Yeah, she was such a Karen"
by Craftylilpeach November 4, 2022

Person 1: Did you see that Big Al got shot during that drive by?
Person 2: Yeah his driver shot him
Person 1: That is a real Blindside Bonanza
Person 2: Yeah his driver shot him
Person 1: That is a real Blindside Bonanza
by fish boy eater September 19, 2021
