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The Baker

The act of jizzing into a condom, then sneekily cuting off the tip of the semen recepticle. Then proceeding to squeeze out the spooge (preferably on partners face) like a baker frosts a cake.
Did you hear about Aaron pulling the baker on some random girl he met?

I totally pulled the baker on her!
by evilnapsterguy December 14, 2008
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The act of putting flour on one's penis prior to sexual intercourse because the vagina is too sticky, much like a baker puts flour on his/her hands to keep from sticking to the dough.
I had to give my girlfriend The Baker when we ran out of lubricant.
by CryoMan April 13, 2011
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The last remaining zombie of the level in Call of Duty zombies; or the most worthless person in your workplace; Someone who goes out of their way to cock block you.
Dude you killed the baker too soon you fucked us; or God damnit who invited the baker.
by 12341234512341234 July 5, 2011
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ride the Bakerloo Line

A British term for anal sex. The Bakerloo Line on London's underground system is shown as dirty brown on the map. To ride the Bakeloo Line means to enter the brown tube and take a journey.
Dude 1: "Hey, how's your new chick, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Great! She'll even let me ride the Bakerloo Line!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 30, 2007
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The Baker

When you have sex with a girl who has a yeast infection, and you put your "loaf of bread" in her "oven" and let the bread rise
Alexis has a yeast infection, so I'll be playing The Baker tonight
by djhellalow February 17, 2015
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The Baker Blowhole

The act of a midget with a small dick jizzing inside the belly button. Once finished the midget then jumps of the bed and on to the stomach of the women. The jizz gushes from the belly button like a whales blow hole.
“I heard the other day that Sarah was given The Baker Blowhole” from Midget Mike.
by Lextown July 14, 2020
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The Baker-miller pink effect

Something like your favorite thing calms you down to it, after 15-30 minutes you start to slowly hate it with a passion.
I hate having the Baker-miller pink effect, i wanna draw again but i hate it!
by Numbgonom March 30, 2022
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