the bloody nightmare

while your woman is on here period she attempts to have sex with while you are dreaming and when u wake up all you see is blood around your dick making you think you are having a bloody nightmare

lindsay did the bloody nightmare and i woke up and it scared the crap out of me

by The king Friday February 3, 2014

Two in the bloody, one in the muddy

This is essentially the same as two in the pink, one in the stink, but it's silly.

two in the bloody, one in the muddy-

by bloodyfingers August 29, 2012

The Bloody Mummy

You cum all over a girl's face,wrap her head in toilet paper,and when she yells?PUNCH HER IN THE FACE!

the bloody mummy.....similar to the gorilla face,or angry dragon.But just in time for Halloween.Have fun kids!

by Denman75 September 23, 2009

The Bloody BJ

When you hollow out a pickle, put cream sauce in the pickle then finish it off with hot sauce.

Person 1: What the fuck even is that? Person 2: That's just the bloody BJ

by NootNootProductionz March 12, 2021

the bloody blunderbust

put shards of glass in a mans erect dick, use a sounding rod till he ejaculates

friend 1: ay yo queef chief how was the bloody blunderbust?!?!
friend 2: *dead from internal bleeding*

by flyingzombiepig August 31, 2022

The Bloody Mary

The act of forcefully fucking your partner/spouse until they cry blood into a bucket placed under them. After this you pour the blood into their asshole and take a silly selfie by it, saying your partner is on their period. This will make the experience better if your partner is a male. After you post this selfie to your IG story you take a reusable straw and suck the blood out of your partner’s ass

John: HOLY SHIT! I’M FUCKING CRYING

BLOOD!!!!!
David: Time to use The Bloody Mary up in this bitch.

by DaddyJan’sFatAss February 1, 2024

The Bloody 9/11

When she is giving you head and you slam her so hard against your stomach still with your dick in her mouth she gets a nose bleed. Just as if your dick is the plane and she is the tower. Bonus point if both nostrils bleed like two towers.

I the the bloody 9/11 last mate and got the bonus. It was epic dude!

by VT fucker January 3, 2025