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Hey mahn that's why i'm not there for!

(Hey mahn that's why i'm not there for) this means as a insult and a mean thing to say for your family or friends! you could also use this word to be mad or pissed about something or being depressed! This is also a word for being mean to someone if their sad so you could keep them uncomfortable.
Hey do you want to go to space! Hey mahn that's why i'm not there for! :( oh ok.
by Dm4571 October 5, 2020
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Fuck you, that's why

A response to a question of the practicality of something which is clearly overkill, it implies that the one who uses the phrase to answer the question of 'why' knows full well that it is overkill, and overkilling for overkill's sake was their intent.

(The examples probably describe it better)
Q: Why would you build an aircraft carrier that flies?
A: Because fuck you, that's why

Q: Why would you need a 6-core CPU?
A: Because fuck you, that's why

Q: Why would you make an automatic grenade launcher?
A: Because fuck you, that's why
by gnerd October 11, 2011
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Why? FUCK YOU, that's why.

What someone says when they have done something for the purpose of maliciously disrupting another person(s) motive, intentions, life, job, etc, and the victim asks that someone why they did it.
NEWS AGENCY: We have hired a new science editor.

Bob: Welcome to the team, Freeman. We need you to start by editing this paper on climate change. Exxon is one of our top sponsors and they have told you to remove the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels and make it look like oil does not harm the environment.

Freeman: Ok.

3 days later:

Bob: FREEMAN! You included the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels, you made the bit on oil seem even more against the environment, and then you proved that Exxon bribes us! WHY?!

Freeman: Why? FUCK YOU, that's why.
by The Lion's Word July 20, 2011
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Fuck you that's why!

The correct response to a smart arsed sarcastic question, usually from your partner.
Gemma :"You have apparently took a wrong turn and are now going in the wrong direction. Phils house is the other way, why did you do this?"
John : "Fuck you that's why!"
by KingPryle September 25, 2010
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And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich

Used at the end of a story with no point, much like And Then I Found Five Dollars. It is effective in that it confuses the listener.
So I fell asleep last night at seven and woke up a ten...And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich
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And that’s why we drink

Shitty podcast where they only talk about themselves all the time. Hosts are Christine and Em, two shitty people that google themselves.
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I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man

"Ei ur English's pretty good u know?"
"I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man."
by Luvis the CARATzen June 19, 2019
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