Testosterzone

The space left between men when sitting. Most often found in the empty chair between men at a theater. See also "gay buffer." Use testosterzone instead of "gay buffer" if you don't want to sound like a total nimrod.

A: can I sit by you?
B: Sure man, just leave a little testosterzone

or

those guys must be guymese twins, they are so close there's not even a little testosterzone.

by nosemilk August 6, 2010

testosterone

An anabolic hormone produced by the testes of males. It can also be obtained through aromatization of estradiol (estrogen) and synthetic forms are frequently attached to esters and injected by bodybuilders to increase hypertrophy many times over.

See: fina, trenbolone, juice, juicer, steroids, anabolic steroids, m1t, methyl1test, 1test, 1testosterone, roids, gear, dianabol, clenbuterol, clen, winstrol, winny, synovex, sustanon, proviron, mesterolone, nolvadex, clomid, eq, equipoise, anavar.

by Dabuek August 12, 2004

testosterowned

To be bested by someone more manly than oneself.

Hilary Clinton is going to get testosterowned by Barack Obama in the upcoming election.

by Scarlett Brohanson October 3, 2007

Testosterone

The chemical that turns sweet, kind boys into angry sex-crazed men.

Tom used to be so nice, then his testosterone kicked in and now he's a total douche.

by Miako_x September 27, 2009

testosterone

The male sex hormone, (C19H28O2), screted by the testes, that stimulates the devolpment of the male sex organs as well as the male sex drive.

I'm a 16-year old male, and the testosterone is pretty much flooding my brain.

by iRishRepublicanaRmy January 2, 2004

Testosterenthesis

Coming from a mixture of the words testosterone and parenthesis. To write hero code in college for a programming assignment, particularly if the language is a LISP dialect. To be a cowboy, a reckless programmer, is to use testosterenthesis.

Fuck yea, man. I waited until the day before it was due on CS240. Bad idea, but I used my fuckin testosterenthesis and drank a couple monsters, so it's all good.

by thekcd May 25, 2009

testosterone poisoning

When a woman takes testosterone in order to "transition" into being a transman, and encounters the severe physical, physiological and mental side effects from an artificially induced endocrine disorder. Symptoms are not unlike those for abuse of other steroids, of which testosterone is one: irritability, rage, promiscuity, lack of emotional control, violent outbursts, abnormal hair growth, male pattern baldness, damage to fertility, vocal chord damage, skeletal deformation.

A: How is she now that she's detransitioned?
b: She's okay, but it's hard to know the long-term effects of testosterone poisoning.

by TSCX October 5, 2023