testiculation

a feeling in the nuts that is so horrible u have to get a check up.

will: o my god i think i need to see a doctor... it isnt getting any better
tayler: o well maybe if i move faster...

by samuel adams January 30, 2005

testiculate

the combination of gesticulation and testicles in a single word, gesturing towards the genital area of a masculine species

Walter decided it was a good idea to testiculate his displeasure over the situation to the cashier

by phildo the great January 3, 2014

Ocular Testiculitis

(n) When a standard teenage males voice cracks so hard the testicles ascend to the ocular cavities replacing the eyes.

"Hey Jimmy want to go sk...(pterodactyl noise) my balls"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"

by Jsenpai August 27, 2014

testiculate

to balls something up!!

Ive made a real testiculate of this this report.

by Glo0 June 23, 2008

testicull

when someone is kicked in the balls and they get sterilized

John: Dude, did you see that bitch Jenna testicull Quantavious yesterday?
Quagmire: Yeah dude shes fucking crazy

by 3vilWithin September 24, 2023

Testiculating

To emphasize one's words or actions by dramatically brandishing one's testicles in an animated fashion.

Phillip was frantically testiculating to the rest of the nudist colony, who did not see the honey badger slowly approach them from behind.

by Gustavo Jnr the 16th June 11, 2018

De-testiculate

remove (someone's) male gonads or "testicles" from their body; detach or seperate a man's cojones.

Guy 1: I heard that they had to de-testiculate John's balls.

Guy 2: Oof, that's rough. Couldn't imagine being de-testicularised. Worst thing ever.

by PF1tZ0S January 28, 2024