these testicles

1) the white man's version of "deeez nuuuts"

White man: "Hello, fellow! Did another jolly fellow call you yesterday?"

Black man: Who?

White man: "These testicles, sir! Ha! I have tricked you."

Black man: "Nigga, 'imma fuckin kill you"

by Johnathon Stamos January 17, 2009

testicle twins

When you and your bestie look like a saggy ball sacks at the same time. You are Testicle Twins.

Man look at these two Testicle twins coming my way.

by Testicle Twin #1 September 10, 2020

Testicle Candle

It's a candle that burns all the way through the penis head of the person who lit it. It feels like a hot poker on your nutsack.

Bumper lit a Testicle Candle and immediately came from the pleasure it caused him. For once, his mind wasn't focused on the idea of wearing Johnny's skin, but on the pleasure, he felt through his penis.

by Fiishy December 13, 2021

Roof Testicle

When a man's testicles get stuck to the roof of a girls mouth while she is playing with them using her mouth.

Kevin: OOOOWW!!
Beccy: What?
Kevin: You bit my testicle!
Beccy: Sorry

Kevin: All this Roof testicle sex is making my testes a little sore baby boo.

by Pal Seh July 21, 2009

Jim Boner testicle nut blast

When Jim has a boner hits nuts blasts while eating testicles

When Jim was watching cornhub he squirted a Jim boner testicle nut blast...

by Shleef the queef nigeh January 10, 2017

testicle

The Fountains of Cum. Where all the cum cums from. Ladies: love'em, tickle'em, lick'em but just don't squeeze'em!

Joey got kicked in the testicles, and now he only shoots blanks

by Hugh G Rection May 28, 2004

dreamybullxxx's Testicles

They are the hardest working testicles ever. They come every day.

-Nah bro, his balls are like dreamybullxxx's testicles. they are coming every day

by Karl the Wimpy Kid February 7, 2023