Testicular Tickler

The sensation the one derives from taking a hit of cannibis thats so deep and moving that it leaves your testicles tingling. Often accompanied with a deep, hoarse cough.

Jeff hit just that spliff so hard it was a testicular tickler.

by Pocahantous June 3, 2012

tacticool

1.) A derisive term for cheap knockoff versions of real, high-end tactical firearm accessories such as red dot sights, holosights, flashlights, lasers and scopes. Such accessories are highly popular with Airsoft players, since they look cool, cost much less and don't need to be reliable enough for them to actually stake their lives on. A few morons put them on real guns though, which usually results in the cheaply made devices being destroyed by recoil.

2.) A derisive term for the use of an excessive quantity of tactical firearm accessories whether they are real or not.

1a.) The Airsoft player bought a fake EOTech holosight to make his airsoft gun look tacticool. He tried putting it on a real AK-47 later, and the recoil shattered the lens.

1b.) My Aimpoint Comp M2 isn't tacticool. It's the exact same red dot sight as the U.S. Army uses, and can survive an incredible amount of abuse.

2.) The three lasers, four flashlights, scope and two red dot sights on the AR-15 were very tacticool. A real soldier wouldn't put half that much crap on his rifle even if he could.

by agentsteve592 October 31, 2010

testicular homicide

Killing or being killed by the blunt force trauma of a testical. Or any variation thereof.

IE ~ testicals shoved down your throat, therefore causing asphyxiation and death. Or having ones testicals kicked so hard that one falls unconscious & chokes to death on one ones vomit. This would all be a Testicular Homicide.

by Len Bayne September 30, 2007

Testicular Fortitude

A more academic English translation of the Spanish word "cojones", that originally stood for testicles, two spheric glands part of the reproductive system of males, also commonly known as balls.

To have testicular fortitude is to show strength, courage and sagacity in challenging situations. The story of how strength and courage is related to two nuts encased in shriveled skin hanging from between a man’s legs is a fascinating story that i don't have the time to go into right now.

You can’t win with reserve and lassitude
And you can’t face the unforgiving multitude
Without the manly trait of testicular fortitude

by MikeSoussan May 2, 2008

testicular subterfuge

(n.) A deceptive stratagem meant to evade a troublesome situation by grabbing, crushing, stepping on, slapping, kicking, or merely flicking, or otherwise violently treating another's testicles in order to distract the other person, who is typically an adversary who causes, or maintains, the troublesome situation which one intends to evade.

Joe kicked John in the crotch, a classic testicular subterfuge, in order to escape from John.

by Nebojsa March 7, 2008

Testicular Shrapnel

Projectile fragments resulting from catastrophic, blunt force trauma to the groin.

The extent of his groin injury was apparent from the amount of testicular shrapnel found around the accident.

by J. Power February 8, 2010

Testicular Coma

A Testicular Coma occurs whenever one is slammed in their wingus so hard that their testicles fly up into their body and hit their brain, causing it to bounce around the skull and ultimately suspending the victim in a coma.

Do you remember that movie with the shark dingus and george lopez robot form, where that one dumbshit kid was climbing rope on the playground and got nutsacked by the ropes, and then got his jounral stolen like a fucking retard - thus leading to a testicular coma.

by Dhqpwoeuryty October 23, 2017