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Get the tessman mug.Tessanique is the beautiful Caribbean goddess of the sun. She wears a distressed silky white dress drenched in pearls and diamonds she was gifted from the goddess of earth.
Tessanique her skin is melanated. It glows in her sun. She shines when it’s bright. She shines when it’s dark. If the sun were ever to go, we can count on Tessanique’s glow.
With her energy, with her smile, with her skin
we can use Tessanique’s light that shines within.
Tessanique her skin is melanated. It glows in her sun. She shines when it’s bright. She shines when it’s dark. If the sun were ever to go, we can count on Tessanique’s glow.
With her energy, with her smile, with her skin
we can use Tessanique’s light that shines within.
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Get the tessanique mug.Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s
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"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."
"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."
"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."
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