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Technoality

The urge to gave sex with an object that has electric circuits. On or off.
"Sam is so into technoality."
by Taggard December 22, 2008
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Technocity

A scale of one to ten how good a techno beat is.
Infected Mushroom has a technocity level of 10
by B Roach June 14, 2009
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technolitics

Technolitics (tech-nawl-i-tics)

The art or science of technology usage, especially the discussions surrounding major technology platforms (Microsoft, linux or Novell)

The activities or affairs engaged in by an Information Technology professional. The methods or tactics involved in managing a platform of technology.
What are your technolitics? Your technology agenda?

When discussing a particular technology (Microsoft NT or Novell Netware), you are conforming to a particular strategy. If Novell and Microsoft were a "2-party system", the Linux would a group of independents.
by Baner70 September 9, 2010
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technotimidation

The change that occurs to a malfunctioning piece of electronic a few moments before someone with technical ability arrives.
Im so glad your here, the issue is ....huh! its working now. It must be technotimidation
by cucuilin November 23, 2010
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technocity

a way of measuring how amazing something using bass of techno music theory; measuring scale of 92-1000Tn's.
the song BOOM BOOM POW maybe main stream but because of its ridiculous bass it scores a 680 on the TECHNOCITY scale.

dude that last song i heard score a 900Tn+ on the TECHNOCITY scale.. It was freakin' amazing and kept me at least intertained the whole night.
by Technocity November 24, 2010
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technotwerp

A person who prides him/herself on his/her supposedly extensive knowledge of advanced technology, especially computer-related technology; however, possesses little practical understanding regarding day-to-day essentials. Includes persons who use technology to allay a repressed inferiority complex.
Okay, so your computers are down. Let me write down my information so you can enter it later. Do you have a pen handy? Or, don't you technotwerps even know what a pen is?

Bill Gates had better not ever come out with TimeTravel for Windows. Today's technotwerps wouldn't last 5 minutes in the 19th century.

That IT guy and the jagoff who hired him are such morons. They monitor our desktops looking for dirt, and they think we don't know that. What a couple of technotwerps!
by Gasteroide April 26, 2011
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technoshitter

when someone takes a shit and implemented technology to make the shit look intellectual
this shit you just took really utilized the principles of the technoshitter
by Hoffham March 14, 2024
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