Teaplespoon

Between a teaspoon and a tablespoon is a teaplespoon

Add a teaplespoon of flavor for taste

by London lemongrass October 11, 2020

Tadley

A town full of radioactive kids that think they’re mums kitchen knives and cigarette butts will save them from bankruptcy, moped drivers exceeding the weight limit and still adding another 4 people on the back driving 30 down your road!

Tadley, isn’t that the giant site?

by Thescreamingmum69 February 1, 2022

tedaleded

To get it up the butt from a skinny white guy with a big cock. To get unwanted attention from a skinny white dude who wants to get big. Getting raped from a guy in Illinois. Someone who rapes people thinking he's Clark Kent.

Guy #1- Dude, my butt hurts!
Guy #2- Did you get tedaleded?
Guy #1- Shit how did you know?
Guy #2- Dude my mom got tedaleded once too. She couldn't walk for a week!

by afgmobster October 5, 2009

treadless tires

A woman's vagina that is so old, worn and used like a tire that doesn't have any tread left on it.

Me: Last night Virginia let me ride on her treadless tires. I couldn't even get enough traction to blow my load.

Friend: No way bro! That sucks!

by Tiggles69 July 23, 2014

Toadler

Derogatory variation of "toddler" used by the childfree community.

The breeder walked into the coffee shop with his toadler strapped to his chest.

by rev. barky January 3, 2010

teaflex

The automatic positive response to an offer of a cup of tea.

Person 1: "Would you like a cup o..?"
Person 2 *interjecting*: Yes!
Person 1: That's a powerful teaflex you have there.

by SCÜD June 13, 2011

Teasley

A gorgeous woman with a beautifully uncommon name. She is so sweet and caring. While she can get on your nerves she always means well. She deserves the world and is amazing.

"There isnt a girl better then this one!"
"Then you have never met a Teasley."

by William Moore 78 July 21, 2019