Taunton Cream

The process of taking a powdered jelly doughnut (generally from a local Dunkin Donuts) and then ejaculating inside of the doughnut after fucking it and feeding it to an unsuspecting victim.

Alex: "Hey Nick what did you do for senior prank day this year?"

Nick: "I gave Brandan a Taunton Cream and he loved it! Haha."

Peter: "Lets Taunton Cream Nate when he's high!"

by Jimmy Whitaker January 22, 2018

Taunton, Mass

home to drugs addicts, alcoholics, trashy dykes and Portuguese sluts. there's a Friendly's, too.

Let's pick up oxys in Taunton, Mass and get shit-faced on the streets of Providence tonight.

by askmetomorrow May 28, 2014

taunton salute

by bending your third finger on your right hand over using your thumb, thus exposing your index, middle and little finger, you then insert your fingers into the female recipient (usually done by surprise). little finger heads to brown town and the two main fingers into the fishy villa.

gave my missus the taunton salute last night, she sqeauled so bad i had to make her bike the pillow

by Toby Edmunds October 18, 2007

The Taunton Bermuda Triangle

An urban legend focused on three pubs in the country town of Taunton, the Plough, the Alehouse and the Crown and Sceptre, where a number of boozers and chancers are said to have disappeared under mysterious circumstances. The idea of the area as uniquely prone to disappearances arose in the early 21st century, but most reputable sources dismiss the idea that there is any mystery. In recent years many Tauntonians have challenged themselves to try and safely navigate a pint in each pub.

'Oi - fancy trying to complete the Taunton Bermuda Triangle tonight? 'Fuck it, why not'

by TauntonTings February 19, 2023

Normal for Taunton

Originally a term normally used in the UK by Medical Doctors for patients who may pass a sanity test in its strictest possible terms -a bit like the German cannibal that a psychiatrists recently deemed sane- but beyond that the person has declared open season on anything and everything that could be counted as reality.
The term is rapdly becoming the left/democrat equivalent of the 80's insult: 'Loony Left'

The Adam Smith Institute may well all have the advantages an Oxbridge education may bring. However spending more than a couple of moments in in the company of any in thier entourage, it becomes immediately apparent that they are quite normal -for Taunton.

by irritant January 7, 2004

East Taunton

The way better version of Taunton. A great community. Unlike Taunton, it is not full of junkies and teen moms. The houses are actually nice and not run down. You can live in East Taunton with peace of mind knowing that you won’t get robbed or stabbed by kids who think they are gang members.

Man 1:“Yo man are you from East Taunton?”
Man 2: “Yeah it’s great, it’s so peaceful here”

by Werbenshmurbanhemerblop November 25, 2020

Haelwyn Of Taunton

the best male character in the history of ya. (after maven calore ofc)

"Damn, Haelwyn Of Taunton really got done dirty, I wish I saw more of him in A Treason of Thorns"

by <3Zainab<3 February 18, 2022