tartan

UK slag for cocaine.

Anyone sorted out the tartan for Friday?

by ScottW April 26, 2006

Tartan Suitcase

The bag that one keeps all their vintage VHS porno in and locked away, to be called upon for dirty weekends away in a caravan with a VHS player. This suitcase will commonly contain a wide variety of vintage porn, including but not limited to;
- looped guitar riffs

- Vintage hirsute pubis
- pregnancy themed porn

Brad was so excited, he'd packed the VHS player and was looking forward to dirty lucky dip in the Tartan Suitcase.

by Don't Fear Keg January 19, 2018

tartan bear

Affectionate slang term for a Hairy Scottish man. Normally irresistible to the same sex. Known for lifting weights.

Oh my! Chris is such a tartan bear! I would totally sleep with that weightlifting hairy sexpot!

by Banana Bear March 20, 2019

Tartan Tory

A Scottish person who supports the Conservative Party and is wearing a kilt either for the bants or for an event.

MAJ is wearing a kilt to the wedding, he's a Tartan Tory.

by Chezzabelle March 27, 2021

Tartan Tranny

Tartan Tranny Transvestite a male from Scotland or of Scottish heritage who hides behind the excuse of National Dress in order to wear womens clothing in public

Look over there at that sweaty Sock in his skirt he's such a Tartan Tranny

by Stolen_Monkey April 13, 2007

Tardtanic

A windowed van, typically a Ford E-Series, used for transporting groups of retarded people from location to location. Can be seen parked outside mall food courts, zoos, parks, and any other place tards congregate.

A Tardtanic just pulled up to the food court entrance at the mall.

by xXXXXXXXXx March 26, 2020

tartangle

to feel embarrassed for someone in a movie even though you are not part of the scene

"Oh my god the entire "She's the Man" is a giant tartangle!"

by toesabel February 22, 2010