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Taron

A cute, lovable male who likes to eat chips. They generally like to game, but beware when interrupting a game of Call of Duty, for they may bite you. Very vicious when tired and/or hungry. Do not get too close. They have beautiful eyes, but are very trustworthy and value him if you catch one.
by coolcat15 January 9, 2012
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tarding out

The action of a person who sits and stares at an object or at nothing at all for an extended amount of time. They tend to drop their jaw, not react to things going on around them and possibly drool.
Student 1: Did you hear what would be covered on the exam?
Student 2: Nah man, I was tarding out like crazy.
by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 29, 2008
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1. The act of doing something stupid/being a tard
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Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome

A serious condition which has roughly a dozen sufferers world-wide. Sufferers of TPS (Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome) appear to have a buttocks (arse, bum, ass, etc) for a face. The condition only affects the exterior of the body so beneath the skin are eyes, mouth and nasel passages.
Also, if you are a sufferer of TPS, please avoid eating chilli due to side effects.
Ben Affleck is an obvious sufferer of Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome.
by Radicalairhead February 20, 2009
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Tardmonger

Dude i hate her, shes such a...a...a...TARDMONGER
by AJeanM February 10, 2008
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Funky Tardo

almost incoherent mumblings from far East telemarketers and tech. support personnel as they reach your voicemail and decide to hang up rather than leave a message. May also be a form of a localized, derogatory term for "the guy didn't answer his phone, I got his machine"

Most always captured on your voicemail, from an unknown number.
When I played my voicemails I heard "...funky tardo, funky tardo, <click>"
by P@ssw0rd January 27, 2011
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