tardification

The Process Of Becoming A Tard.

Jess is such a tard now, it was a very unexpected tardification.

by Du-Hanz January 18, 2008

tardface

a bad name for someone who is considered a tard.

"Don't steal my gatorade you tardface!"

by stork the dorkk July 3, 2006

tardtactular

Someone that is such a retard in every single way, that simply calling them a tard doesnt do them justice

Hey stupid?!? Can you comprehend a damn thing??? You are tardtactular man, seriously...."

by Munkstress August 27, 2005

Yardifacts

Artifacts in a yard. Applies to persons with too damn many gazing balls/praying angels/boys fishing/ceramics woodland creatures in their yard.

My mother-in-law has too damn many yardifacts.

by CreamySilver September 3, 2010

Tardivator

The Elevator unit that assists "Tards" on and off City buses.

I saw a Tardivator depositing tards at the bus stop..

by Awesome Elburts November 19, 2010

Tardyfart

A fart that goes so long that you’lol be late to where your going because of your long fart

Boss: why are you late today?
You: I had a tardyfart

by fatguyeatspizza234 January 20, 2019

trifactor

When you shit, cum and puke at the same time. Chances a higher during a hangover.

"Why did you stop drinking?"
"You know, I had the trifactor and that was the peak of drinking for me. That's why I stopped"

by BeedingDash April 8, 2020