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Bhost Tangent

When you ask Bhost something really minor and he turns it into a 40 minute long tangent that slowly saps the will to live out of everyone else present.
"Hey Bhost, what do you think of vinegar?"
"Well, I love vinegar for a variety of reasons, including...."
"Oh no. It's a bhost tangent."
by pi'erre November 20, 2020
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tangency

A strange and bizarre world of misfits, mayhem and strangeness. Also, pie.
I spend too much time on Tangency.
by dalziel_86 June 18, 2003
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Stoner Tangent

A long winded story telling and/or rant while under the influence of some mind altering substance. Usually difficult to comprehend unless you are stoned, or happen to know said ranter.
Jessica had a stoner tangent when she was so high she couldn't remember when she started talking.
by betterThanGreg March 22, 2009
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Hoe tangent

When a girl or boy goes on a streak of pulling multiple different people after a breakup with their previous partner.
Girl 1: "Oh she has been busy this weekend with all of those guys!"
Girl 2: "Yes, that's because she is on her Hoe tangent
by xXThe_Word_MasterXx69 February 10, 2020
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Reaching the Point of Tangency

The act of getting high. When you are not exactly high, you are somewhere along the tangent line.

Origin: 2011, when a black guy needed a new way to talk about getting high around administrators at Statesboro High School.
Kleever: Hey man, what are we doing tonight?
noJ: I don't know bro, let's bro rape.
Kleever: Nah man, we did that last time.
noJ: Let's reach the point of tangency!
Kleever: Way ahead of you bro, I'm somewhere along the tangent line, but soon we'll be Reaching the Point of Tangency.
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tangent

1.) In geometry, any line in a plane that touches a circle in one, and only one, point.
2.) In trignometry, the ratio of the length on the opposite side of an angle to the length of the adjacent side of an angle.
1.) Point T is tangent to the circle.
2.) tan60ºӨ = the square root of 3
tan45ºӨ = 1
tan30ºӨ = the square root of 3 divided by 3
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youtube tangent

1. When you keep watching more videos from the "related videos" section until you realize that you're watching videos completely unrelated to what you started watching

2. The very minor connection between two otherwise unrelated youtube videos
Steve: I found a cool video explaining the debt crisis while watching videos of Will Ferrell's Bush impression from SNL.

Greg: That's one hell of a youtube tangent.
by h4x2tehm4x October 18, 2011
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