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Tainter-Totter

Once you drop anchor on your partner's knee (lay cable or take the browns to the superbowl) you gently strattle the log between the leg and your taint and rock back and forth
I gave that bitch a mean tainter-totter last night
by Terd see-saw with taint January 17, 2009
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Tainter

A man who paints with his taint.
Did you know that Leonardo DaVinci was also a part time tainter?
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tainer

the area between your anus hole and your vagina-Its different than a taint in that it smells like cheese
oh thats just my tainer
by i told you so dude May 14, 2011
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Tea Tainter

A 'tea tainter' is an adult person who tarnishes the tremendous taste of tea by tainting it with sugar. A child is not yet considered wise enough to be responsible for their terrible tea tainting tendencies. However, an adult has no excuses and should have grown into more mature tastes by now. Drinkers of milky tea may also be described as tea tainters.

The term was first coined by Adam Tong in mid-2011.
"Do you take sugar in your tea, Samuel L Jackson?"

"No I don*t take motherf***ing sugar in my motherf***ing tea, you motherf***ing motherf***er. I ain't no tea tainter motherf***er. But thanks for asking BITCH."
by markadoi1984 October 15, 2013
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Tainter 2000

noun; An apparatus which is inserted in the vaganus, creating an artificial taint, separating the functions of the vagina and the anus.
The Tainter 2000 uses a new technology formulated, by entrepreneurs Caviar Cat and Whipped Cream Whale, to give hope to the hopeless and end the horrible scourge of the vaganus once and for all.
by Whipped Cream Whale January 11, 2006
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Tainerpuppy

Any buzzard who has been chopped up by a Tainer. Also see mudpuppy.
See that blonde buzzard over there, chopped her last night - she's now a Tainerpuppy....
by Snoopwogg August 26, 2004
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tancer

Skin cancer caused by using tanning salons
Mary developed tancer from going to the tanning salon.
by merset September 29, 2014
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