Taco Bell

Earth's most effective laxative! It's crappy, low quality mexican food that will have you squirting out fire in less than hour! Often consumed by poor people, college students and fatties as lunch or dinner.

Jose: Yo wanna go to taco bell?
Joe: Sure! I haven't taken a shit in 4 days, maybe it will help!

by Kzzfresh November 8, 2011

taco bell

fast food place that gives you the shits

grande combo= try not to shit yourself special. After you eat it your shit wants to think outside of your buns and run for your border.

by nick March 2, 2004

taco bell

a store that actually got kicked out of my town because the meat quality was so poor...

me: it sucks there no taco bell here
friend: you know they got kicked out because of thier meat right?
me: meh sitll worth it

by quiksliver September 30, 2006

taco bell

the inventors of diarrhea

don't go to taco bell unless you want diarrhea

by jerryjackson January 22, 2007

Taco Bell

Also known as Toxic Smell. Serves a variety of fake Mexican food in which you must order at least twelve dollars worth to fill you up. Afterwards finding your self looking for the nearest shitter.

The other day I went to Toxic Smell, lost 20 bucks and a pair of underwear.

by Tzu March 2, 2005

Taco Belled

In the video game Battlefield 1, you get a gas grenade followed by fire (scout flare, incendiary,etc) thrown at you and then die.

Dude they just Taco Belled me!

by LadyArsenic December 8, 2016

taco bell

the best way to skip work or cure constipation. slow painfull death in the john.

Bill "i want some diareheah"
George "lets go to taco bell then."

by buttwagoneater October 8, 2007