bj's and taco bell 

Referring to the sex act "69". As the "bj" is obviously a blow job :0 and taco bell is also obviously eating a chick out () . Can be used in school because teachers are idiots.

Guy 1: Hey man, what's up?
Guy 2: Nothin much, but last night, man I went to bj's and taco bell.
Teacher: Scuse me young man, what does going to bj's and taco bell mean?
Guy 2: Wow, you really don't know? It means I ate taco bell at a BJ's, obviously.
Teacher: Ohh, I'm obviously an idiot.

bj's and taco bell by Mr. Sm00th September 12, 2009

reese's feces taco

the delicious treat made when you fill your ass with crunchy peanut butter and chocolate sauce to make your crack look like an overstuffed mexican treat. mmmmmmmm....fiesta time!!!

My girlfriend choked on a giant hairball while eating my reese's feces taco, what a overeager fat whore.

reese's feces taco by Doug Sang December 9, 2008

Taco Belled in someone’s mouth 

When you shit your fucking brains out in someone’s mouth after eating Taco Bell.

Maria Taco Belled in someone’s mouth last night. It was really spicy.

Taco Belled in someone’s mouth by Steveveevveveveve eve e June 14, 2024

that's a lot of Taco Bell 

Used comparatively, is used to show: 1.) how much money is being wasted on an expensive product when it could be wisely spent on delicious Taco Bell, and 2.) shows the lack of worth of whatever you're spending the money on. Also applies to money squandered on fines, tickets, etc.

...This baby's top speed is 205 MPH and can be yours for only $300,000. "Damn, that's a lot of Taco Bell."

I got a posession charge, 3 years, 2 probation, and a $50,000 fine to the city. "Holy shit, crack is wack. That's a lot of Taco Bell."

that's a lot of Taco Bell by D-Bruch July 28, 2009

Taco Sandwich 

A savory dish created by Dr. Robotnik from the Sonic the Hedgehog series during the height of his reign. It consists of two tacos as substitutes for bread, with ten more tacos in the center. According to Robotnik in the Sonic for Hire series on YouTube, this is what led to his downfall and sudden increase in obesity, apparently becoming so fat, that he found a mini fridge filled with pepperoni slices in one of his fat flaps. Because of this, supposedly, the best thing an emperor or ruler of any kind can do if they want to stay in power is avoid taco sandwiches like the plague.

Dr. Robotnik had it all- money, fame, power, and then he invented the taco sandwich; two tacos for bread, and in the middle, ten tacos. Before he knew it, he needed Crabmeat to wipe his ass.

Taco Sandwich by Practical Problems July 8, 2014

Del Taco Shits 

Del Taco Shits are a rectal explosion that happens after eating at Del Taco.

Diz: Whats that awfsome smell wafting into the living room?
CoRiz: Sorry I have the Del Taco Shits...
Diz: Del Taco is at it again...

Del Taco Shits by dustmo March 16, 2011

Taco Soup 

Taco Soup refers to several women in a hot tub.

Hey dude, there is taco soup out on the deck. You should definitely check it out.

Taco Soup by jbdemonoid February 23, 2011