Sidewards Taco

Envision a taco full of horrific horse meat and mouldy salad. This terms pertains to the nastiest and most beat up of all vaginas out there, imagine a cross between Hitler's grandmothers corpse after it has been passed around a pack of hyenas and Tara Reid's snatch after a solid 4 hours of horse riding, minus the saddle. Safe to say the very entrance to hell is more welcoming a sight than a sidewards taco

David Cameron: Ohh bro I totally hooked up with Paris Hilton last night, but as I was going down to rainbow kiss her, I realised she had the worst sidewards taco ever and I had to bail!

Stalin: Bro that's weak man, why would you even think of going down on Paris?

by IceMan 22 GO DEEP June 19, 2013

hot beef taco breath

when a person, likely someone you're attracted to, has hot breath but for some reason the very nature of them having hot breath turns you on.

Duante: Ms. Pounall is so damn sexy plus she has that hot beef taco breath that i love

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo January 3, 2015

Glossy taco

Simply Nailogical slang for a glossy top coat of nail polish

"Now we're gonna add a glossy taco."

by Mousee0228 August 14, 2017

Taco Sandwich

A savory dish created by Dr. Robotnik from the Sonic the Hedgehog series during the height of his reign. It consists of two tacos as substitutes for bread, with ten more tacos in the center. According to Robotnik in the Sonic for Hire series on YouTube, this is what led to his downfall and sudden increase in obesity, apparently becoming so fat, that he found a mini fridge filled with pepperoni slices in one of his fat flaps. Because of this, supposedly, the best thing an emperor or ruler of any kind can do if they want to stay in power is avoid taco sandwiches like the plague.

Dr. Robotnik had it all- money, fame, power, and then he invented the taco sandwich; two tacos for bread, and in the middle, ten tacos. Before he knew it, he needed Crabmeat to wipe his ass.

by Practical Problems July 8, 2014

Taco Bell

a place to go to steal wet floor signs

hey lets go to taco bell i need a new wet floor sign

by mcdonalds theives August 2, 2008

Holo taco

A word mostly used by the amazing youtuber under the name of Simplynaillogical that means Holo: Holographic nail polish and Taco: Top coat so it basically means Holographic nail polish top coat :)

Then you must apply some Holo taco to secure it.

by blackjapanese July 17, 2017

glossy taco

The code word for glossy top coat in Christine from simply nailogical's holosexual language

Got to seal in all that holo goodness with a glossy taco

by T-Rex0502 July 17, 2017