Wombo combo two hand twisty wristy sucky sucky yum yum special 

A move performed by females around the world who are professional at sucking cock but if not performed correctly she will be slapped in the face

I asked this bitch for that Wombo combo two hand twisty wristy sucky sucky yum yum special and she said alright baby.

Wombo combo two hand twisty wristy sucky sucky yum yum special by The only pimp November 25, 2018

two hand jam 

you know, some bball?

larry: shiiiit, two hand jam?
johnlarry: dont you mean bball?
larry: yup.

two hand jam by funkmasterflex124 October 31, 2009

Two Hand Touch 

A sexual act between a man and a woman where the man always has both of his hands somewhere on her body, this usually ends up in her getting fingered in the ass and vagina at the same time.

Guy 1:"Yo last night I used the two hand touch on this girl"
Guy 2:"Nice bro so you used both you're hands at all times so you could finger her in the ass and vagina at the same time?"
Guy 1:"Yeah mate she moaned so loud, It was so hot!"

Two Hand Touch by KillerDolphin23 June 16, 2020

two hand the pump 

A term for using two hands when holding a gun

If you make me mad I might two hand the pump

two hand the pump by Allmanwords June 1, 2017

Two-Hand Doorstep Buttslap 

An encouragement for urgency from one partner to the other, administered by placing both hands on the butt-cheeks and applying playful but noticeable strength (Note: the stronger the slap, the greater the urgency).
Typically performed whilst the couple stand giggling at the front door of an apartment, struggling to turn the key.

The motives for this technique can be affectionate, sexual or prosaic.

Not to be confused with a 'One-Hand Doorstep Buttslap'

Sexual -
Guy: "Man, I was so horny and she was taking forever to turn the key"
Guy's buddy: "Two-Hand Doorstep Buttslap usually works"
Guy: "Yeah. And I left my hands there as long as I could. Even though her wriggling meant it took her even longer!"

Prosaic -
Girl: "I was desperate for the bathroom, and he was opening the door like an old man. So I gave him a Two-Hand Doorstep Buttslap, pushed him aside and sprinted past"

Two-Hand Doorstep Buttslap by NorvenMunki September 18, 2013

The two hand spoiler 

Wanking off with one hand on your dick while you tickle your gouch with the other.

Egor: Never guess what i did this morning!
Will: What?
Egor: Hmmm i got a bit crazy with the Two Hand Spoiler!
Farbod: I like boys

The two hand spoiler by Egor, Will October 27, 2008

wombo combo two hand twisty wristy sucky sucky yum yum special 

A back up move for bitch who gives weak head

Her:I wasn’t always a good dick sucker till I found out about the Wombo combo two hand twisty wristy sucky sucky yum yum special.

wombo combo two hand twisty wristy sucky sucky yum yum special by The only pimp November 25, 2018