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Twinblast

When you "accidentally" shove two fingers up a females anus
"I twinblasted two females last night,"
by TheFinestMilk August 24, 2016
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Twitblock

(twit) (blok)

–verb (used with object)

1. To obstruct computer access to social networking sites such as facebook, myspace, or twitter by using SonicWALL or similar.

2. The act of stopping someone from updating their status on social networking sites by placing obstacles in the way.

3. The act of employers blocking content from company owned computers.
Bud: my facebook and twitter arent working!
Angela: DAMN! we've been twitblock'd!
Bud: why does our boss always have to be such a twitblock!?!

Bud: I cant update my twitter anymore, please help!
IT Guy: We blocked social networking sites from the server.
Bud: you are such a twitblock! I hate you!
IT Guy: Sorry, I had to do it, the orders came from above.
Bud: Can we at least still look at porn?

Bud: Why did you twitblock me??
Boss: Shut up and get back to work!
by squareb August 7, 2009
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Twitbanger

n. An endearingly annoying individual.
"Aw, she's so cute, but I wish she'd stop pulling my hair. What a little twitbanger!"
by Bollypoop January 8, 2004
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Twibling

Siblings that think and act alike. The term is reserved only for the cases when siblings seem to have a consistent psychic link like the one attributed to twins.
"-Those two got one another the same Shot Glass Snakes 'N' Ladders game for Christmas."

-Their twiblingery frightens me on a primal level."
by lycann March 30, 2009
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Twib

A name you call someone if they're being rude to you; A name you call someone that you lowkey want to kill
Oh my gosh Louise, Don't be such a twib!
by xX_swAgm0n3y_Xx March 9, 2016
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Twitbagging

Pressing your dirty scrotum against against the twitter profile picture of someone who has sent you an idiotic tweet
Mum - "Why are you rubbing your testicles on your computer screen?" Rusty - "I'm twitbagging Tamara as she just dissed me"
by flapper j September 20, 2011
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twibel

Noun - A LIBEL lawsuit based on a Twitter Account public posting. Was frequently used with Courtney Love being sued for a "tweet" that was considered disparaging. May be seen as the first step of Twitter, and other Social Media platforms, as a legitimate news source with First Amendment implications/protections.
Courtney Love being sued for a 2010 Twitter post regarding her attorney. "Twibel" was coined by concatenating Twitter + Libel. The term was used in reports by various sources including ABC News, the Huffington Post, Media Bistro, and the American Bar Association Journal. A jury found in favor of Ms. Love in January 2014 (i.e., cleared).
by eCzarina January 30, 2014
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