the penis tournament

a more competitive version of the penis game where 4-8 people take turns shouting "penis" in a store getting progressively louder until a selected person notices it. When the selected person notices the person that said penis most recently is eliminated and a new person is selected, then the game restarts, except without the eliminated players. If the selected person leaves the store a new person is selected and the game continues as normal. This continues until there is only one player remaining

bob: wanna play the penis game

greg: nah the penis tournament is better

bob: (whispering) penis
greg: penis
rick: Penis!
mike: PENIS
tim: PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!
random customer: who said that

greg: ur out tim

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 2, 2021

Unreal Tournament

A game every single kid in Cherokee High School plays. At any given moment, there are at least 4 games of 16 kids playing. Recently however, the teachers told them to delete it and tried to scan their hard drives, but everyone just put it on their flash drives and still play it to this day.

Dude did you see that game of Unreal Tournament in 3rd period? {CPI}Triple111 was owning!

by Triple111 June 1, 2009

Unreal Tournament

A FPS game that copied Quake (good move) and is very popular. Has a good cheat protection (unlike Counter Strike) and has a very good editing program.

I'm gonna go play Unreal Tournament now.

by (SIC)Drummer November 7, 2004

Gentleman's Tournament

A beer pong tournament in which teams dress up in formal attire. The rules are very basic, allowing no re-racks, no bounce shots, no bring backs, and always having a chance for rebuttal. Generally, the classiest dressed gets recognition as there is humor in those who over do it.

Guy 1: "Who won the Gentleman's Tournament last week?"

Guy 2: "The team with the monocles."

by ThatGuy20 May 8, 2012

The Triwizard Tournament

When you vomit, cum and shit yourself all at the same time.

I experimented with The Triwizard Tournament and then blamed on my grandad.

by [e-mail] July 31, 2014

Tournament in AC

A thing that you use when you are financially in need of money.

A way to get out of debt.

Ex: Johnny was short on cash, so he entered a Tournament in AC

by Trogdor the Burninator October 7, 2005

Unreal Tournament

A game where cheaters and lamaz make playing with any real skill impossible because they use their damn aimbots and spam weapons to kill you as soon as you spawn.

Punk ass camped at my team's power node with his Goliath and used an aimbot to spawn kill us.

by shadowhawk September 16, 2004