as above but more like wanker than dickhead, as the toss in tosser refers to the tossing motion of masterbation (or tossing-off). A tosser is someone who masterbates.
by tonguestubble September 14, 2005
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Get the Tosser mug."Did you enjoy your evening with Brandon last night?"
"I did! He turned out to be quite the tosser. Of course, that can be a lot for some people. But I enjoyed it."
"I did! He turned out to be quite the tosser. Of course, that can be a lot for some people. But I enjoyed it."
by papaya_girl August 10, 2023
Get the tosser mug.A polite way of calling somone a cunt, best used in mixed company or in front of your mother to avoid a clip around the ear hole.
Said Bob to Fred "You're a tosser".
Bob really thnks Fred is a cunt, but his mother was in the room.
Bob really thnks Fred is a cunt, but his mother was in the room.
by Dick Splash September 13, 2003
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Get the tosser mug.A fan of title of show the off-Broadway and then Broadway musical, whose run was tragically cut short.
Maybe if the "theater fans" who see Wicked every week could branch out a little, truly meaningful, creative ART would be able to survive over the fluffy jank that fills Broadway today.
RIP tos.
Maybe if the "theater fans" who see Wicked every week could branch out a little, truly meaningful, creative ART would be able to survive over the fluffy jank that fills Broadway today.
RIP tos.
by dannytravers81 April 22, 2009
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