Toofus

A proper noun used to describe someone on a job site that is a complete dipshit. These individuals usually have only a few teeth left in their skull.

"Look at this fucking Toofus over here using a screw driver on a nail."

"Never be a Toofus on your first day."

"Hey Toofus! Did ya get that nail screwed in yet ya fucking dipshit?"

by 317Electrician December 18, 2016

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A toobis is a fucktard who goes above and beyond the characteristics displayed in a common fucktard.

An ignorant asshole with lower than average intelligence. Tends to rant on subject deemed controversial to enrage others and boost his/her own ego.

"You are such a fucking toobis!"

by Snark July 20, 2004

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tookis

the hind quarters of a human: ass, butt, rear end...

That homework was a pain in the tookis!

by Sobo March 22, 2003

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A type of bio chemical fat created in a Canadian labratory that has been fused with a pig during a failure to meet lab safety standards. The creature has hilucinations created by overdoses of twinkie fat. The creature then spreads the hilucinations on a self-created webpage in a goal to confuse and anger the people it envies. It most likely produces A-sexually due to lack of interest in either sex. The Toobis is a doomed species.

The toobis escaped from the lab by making all the scientists inspecting him want to vomit and kill themselves.

by Xanza April 3, 2005

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toolish

Acting like a tool or tool bag. Characteristics include sucking at life, being annoying, acting way too drunk and ruining parties, telling bad jokes, and just basically being lame.

If John's going to the party, I don't want to go. He's so toolish. He tells his lame ass jokes so loudly and he's always the only one laughing.

by marnie July 28, 2008

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