The Jesse Effect

When faced with this lethal effect, one might experience one or many of the following symptoms:

Loss of breath
Fatigue
Boredom
Nausea
Vommitting
Depression
Diabetes
Confusion

Not knowing if you should feel insulted or not

Sudden mental retardation

Random girl: "I don't know if he likes me or not, he's sending a lot of signals."
Random girl's friend: "Oh no, you're just suffering from The Jesse Effect."

by creampie6969 July 3, 2017

The "Jessica"

A Jessica is that partner you try to break up with over & over & over but you just can't shake 'em. You don't want to push back too hard because, well, she be CRAZY AF!

"I thought Jeff was single again, but the "Jessica" answered his phone & said he can't come.out with his boys.

by Thewritegirl November 17, 2023

The Messy Jesse

When your fucking a chick in the ass and it packs too much air into her anatomical colo-capacity causing an atmospheric vacuum outside the stink rocket. Subsequently upon pulling out, the back pressure evacuates her larges intestine's contents and ends up atomized over half your bedroom.

"Dooooood, you landed the hott ass chick you were talking to at the party last night?"
"yeah man!"
"Fuck yeah bro, she was hot as fuck!"
"Hell yeah but i dont have the cash for all the fuckin' dry cleaning."
"Wait.. Why, was she on her on her period?"
"Nahhh, it was a being defined as the messy Jesse dude.. i gotta replace my carpet."

by bottomoftheshaftlova October 10, 2019

The jumping jesse

The act of jumping on a pogo stick nude while shitting.

Great...."The jumping Jesse" left stains on the rug.

by poon tube and the other hand. August 26, 2019

The Sally Jesse Raphael

When a woman is backed up into a corner with her back against a wall while her male partner slides his erect penis in between her breasts, as she squeezes them together, forming a vaginal substitute. The woman also licks the head of the penis as it comes near to her face with thrusting.

Gentleman: "Would you like to bone, baby?"

Lady: "No, I'm on my period. How about a The Sally Jesse Raphael?"

Gentleman: "Fuck ya! I'll turn off sponge bob".

by Mayor McJizz December 23, 2009

the 3 jessiccas

The best singing group that you could ever find, they sing high pitch, low pitch, and they can even sing like ariana grande! they usually dont write their own songs, and they have to have their makeup, and fancy accent. If they dont they are practically not jessiccas. They love to do hair flips, curl their hair, and sometimes get their fingers stuck in their hair while they are twisting it. They are going to be coming out with thier new hit single "isabelle" and u can buy it on itunes, for 19.99. They get all of the money, nobody else gets pai, not even their manager, rylan. It so happens that i am jessicca number 1 and im a part of the singing group!

i wish i was in the 3 jessiccas ..
yea me too they are perfectl

by adrinaynay January 22, 2018

Gone the Way of Jesse

Disappeared from the face of the Earth like Jesse Evans - Noted Outlaw.

"Where has Joe been? "
"Man I don't know, he's gone the way of Jesse."

by BigDaddyNac March 5, 2024