The House of the Spirits 

A book by Isabel Allende that involves rape, murder, toture, crime, communism, mind-reading, socialism, political overthrows, assasins, chopped off fingers, and guitar playing. The book has been critcally acclaimed by many people.

Dave: I forgot read "The House of the Spirits" for English Class

Bob: Use Sparknotes.

The House of the Spirits by anthony435345345 September 9, 2006

The house down boots 

A term used by the lgbtqia+ community, thus term means amazing in a fun way.

Wow your shirt is cute the house down boots.

The house down boots by The house down boots July 4, 2020

The House Rule of Dick Sizes 

When a man tells a woman how big his dick is and how a woman can tell how big it really is.
10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"
7-9"=5-6"
5-6"= also equals 3-4"
"Big"=Inverted
If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart

Woman: How big is it?
Man: It's 7 inches
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do
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Woman: How big is it?
Man: I'm a solid seven
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes**laughs* No thank you

The House Rule of Dick Sizes by DIRTY_DEEDS_93 April 18, 2014

The House of Bad Fanfiction

The Successor to Godawful Fanfiction

I love the House of Bad Fanfiction.

The House of Bad Fanfiction by Jessica_of_HoBFF June 12, 2009

the house down 

adj.: A drawn-out, verbal expression of the exclamation point.

From RuPaul's Drag Race season 3.

She is fierce the house down.

the house down by ibringyoufacts May 16, 2011

the house cat 

a morning ritual wherein a furry individual presents his or her anus to a second party who is sleeping soundly. Should the second party fail to arise, the "house catter" firmly presses his or her crusty anus against the nose and/or mouth of the recipient. Masturbation on the part of the catter is optional but encouraged.

"My butt is mad crusty today man; do you think Joe'd be into the house cat?"

the house cat by emmerbembu September 30, 2011

The House of Aria 

The House of Aria consists of two major Aristocrats, Radhesh Aria & Samiksha Aria, both of whom own majority shares on over 500 companies that fall either under Aria Atlantic International Holdings Corporation, International Reserve Corporation and other subsidiary companies and organizations

The House of Aria consists of two major Aristocrats, Radhesh Aria & Samiksha Aria, both of whom own majority shares on over 500 companies that fall either under Aria Atlantic International Holdings Corporation, International Reserve Corporation and other subsidiary companies and organizations

The House of Aria by Da-hye She March 20, 2023