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Birmingham, officially the gun crime capital of the universe and resembles a large sewer. Birmingham is officially the third city of the United Kingdom and only a Birmingham sewer rat would say otherwise.
Hi! I am from Birmingham, therefore I live in a sewer, oh how I hate the third city of the UK, my own sewer.
by Professor R Right August 24, 2008
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Second City of the UK

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Manchester is the second city of the UK. Birmingham is simply a large sewer full of rats, that explains the large population. Manchester is not beaten in anything by any other UK city, and especially not the village of Birmingham.
"Holy crap! I am in Manchester! I love it so much! This place is more like the first city of the UK, let alone the Second City of the UK!"

"Ohhh I need to take a dump! Jump in the car kids we're going to Birmingham!"
by Professor R Right August 23, 2008
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Second City of the UK

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Manchester is the second city of the UK. Birmingham is simply a large sewer full of rats, that explains the large population. Manchester is not beaten in anything by any other UK city, and especially not the village of Birmingham.
"Holy crap! I am in Manchester! I love it so much! This place is more like the first city of the UK, let alone the Second City of the UK!"

"Ohhh I need to take a dump! Jump in the car kids we're going to Birmingham!"
by Professor R Right August 26, 2008
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The Office UK

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The most boring, bland, dull television show ever created.
Airs on Cartoon Network/Adultswim.
Elly: Lets watch The Office UK!
Jane: How about, no!
Elly: yes, lets watch it now!
Jane: Heck no, that show is so terrible that it makes The Cosby Show seem incredibly funny.
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
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The voice uk

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The voice uk is a British tv show that is a singing competition for United Kingdom.. every year some new judges come but usually tom Jones, William, olly murs
Britney: Helen Did you see the finale of the voice uk last week Helen: Yeah I hope to see the judges next year
by Dictionarynerd1000 March 20, 2021
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